Inspirational Typos · 1:58am May 12th, 2018
Okay, so, I got a very belated like on a post I made to the Onyx Path forums back in 2014, which was a followup to a followup of a typo concerning one of the Yozis from Exalted - namely, Cecelyne, the Endless Desert.
(Yeah, you can see where this is going.)
I quote:
Originally posted by hippokrene
"That's right, assholes, Cecelyne is back and all Creation shall know the horror of heart disease and type 2 diabetes."
Dammit, now you've got me composing the charmset of the Endless Dessert. Fear my Liver-Crushing Fructose Devastation! Cower before the might of the Double Chocolate Rum Cheesecake Shintai!
(Rapacious Delicacy Summons can stay the same, though, 'cept for the special effects.)
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...of course, now, all I can think is that I wish My Little Exalted was still a thing, because Pinkie Pie, Chosen of the Endless Dessert is such a delicious concept it could almost be canonical.
Cecelyne throws all the really interesting parties...
To reach the Demon City, one must eat through five courses of the Endless Dessert. It does not matter how quickly or how slowly one eats; it will always take five courses. Such is the law of Cecylene.
And speaking of that law, Pinkie Swears take on an extra dimension of terrifying when backed by Absolute Catering Dictum. And I'm pretty sure she has Transcendent Dessert Creature in canon.
(That said, My Little Exalted Pinkie getting involved is especially frightening. At least Green Sun Princess Pinkie has some say in the matter. A bluesid akuma party pony? I'll just go jump in Oblivion; it'll be faster and less traumatizing.)
What.