The weirdest dream I've had in YEARS · 5:26pm May 26th, 2018

'Dunno, it might be from being sick, it might be from the pressure of finals, or it might just be from the weird YouTube videos I watched recently. Either way, I just had the weirdest dream that I've had in years last night.

So basically, there's this magical girl that randomly happened to live at my house, of which was a messy conglomerate of my old house and my current one, and the girl apparently lives with us.

So in my dream, the girl decides one day to be a catgirl, so she makes these enchanted pastries that turn people into nekos and eats one. Just iut if the blue, she offers one to me as well while I'm walking by, and by dream logic, apparently I just went along with the story my brain cooked up, and took a pastry.

So the girl eats hers and just becomes a catgirl. Right? Pretty normal considering how that was her original goal.

As for me? I take a bite of the pastry and slowly start becoming the same thing, but moments before the process finished, there was this "pop" sound akin to a cartoon sound effect, and suddenly I'm a freakin' PEACOCK.

Logically, I begin screaming as everyone falls into absolute panic and I run and hide in the pantry. And by everyone, I mean myself and the magical girl. My family in that dream was more of a cast of background characters than anything.

And then here comes something even WEIRDER than suddenly becoming a fancy birb. The girl, instead of inducing vomiting or something to get the pastry out of me, magics up a scary-looking hook thing made out of grass and still is, and tells me to swallow it.

I decide to just try and puke out the pastry myself. It didn't work.

Aaaaaand that's when I woke up, relieved that it was just a dream.

'Cause holy crap, this dream beats a flash flood submerging your MOUNTAINSIDE HOUSE and everyone becoming mer-people by a LONG RUN.

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