Not asking for help.

I don't have medical expenses. I have a car that'll get me to work. I'm not in danger of running out of food (potatoes, yes, but that's only because she eats them).

Yet, I present to you a patreon link.

'Bert said, "I don't expect anybody to give us money, but if they want to, we should make it possible."

So I asked, "Why would anybody give us money?"

She shrugged. "People make poor decisions all the time."

I had just opened my mouth to reply when she continued, "That's why I married you."

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[The Crazy Cazadore]

Makes sense, the good ones always fall for the losers Ya know.

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4888832
Poor Judgement. Helping losers secure a wife for ten thousand years.

[The Crazy Cazadore]

4888835
No guarantee that they won't see sense one day and pull out the divorce papers though

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4888842
See, this is where I'd pull out one of the quotes I've written down that will become a comic later. But now I'm saving those for patrons

[The Crazy Cazadore]

4888867
I thought you didn't need money

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4888869
Trying to bring Sherbet and Mumbles to Bronycon this year.

[The Crazy Cazadore]

4888878
Well this is comedy gold, you gonna turn this into a comic and sell it?

[PresentPerfect]

My headcanon is that "Bert" is short for "Wifebert". :V

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4889067
Well... I suppose that's better than Ethelbert?