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Please some one make this into a fic! It would be awesome! 
A pony being in the main characters place would be hilarious. 
*Evil cackle* 
Hello Everyone. · 9:44pm Jul 1st, 2018
Hi guys. Been a while. I'm finally back online. My local library has been doing some heavy refurbishments and I felt like a total dick asking to use Gnarl's computer a ton when he uses it a lot as well. But now they're finished and People are allowed in aGain but my time will be limited to their hours and how many people want to use the computers.
So if you want to get a hold of me, or ask questioNs either leave a comment on my page or PM me and I'll try to get back to you guys as quickly as possible.
Now that that bland crap is out of the way, onto the stuff you readers a more interested in. 
No Equestria's Strongest Warrior or Wimp? Is not dead. I like whAt I've made and will continue it but I may give it a rewrite. I have the ending clearly in mind which is the hardest part of the story, but I'm not sure if the journey to the ending that I alReady have is the best way.
The re-write is still up in the air so don't look for updates within a short amount of time. Other stories such as Pony Treasure Island wiLl continue on with no hassle other than writing the chapters.
So that's the gist of things not much else to report.
What about Gnarl teaching you a lesson about taking care of your things by freezing all your manga solid in a barrel during winter?
I'm still pissed at him for doing that. 
Your fault dude, you left them out. though your face when you finally found them was priceless. and here I thought you couldn't scream that high, had to pay Zul a pretty penny for that bet but it was worth it.
I hate you Beta. 
Awwwww, I love you too. Give me a kissy kissy. 
AHH Get away from me! How the hell are you doing that with your face! AAHH HELLLLLLLLLLLLLP! 
Cant wait for the updates, rock on dude!
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Thanks! Now if I can just get this annoying leech off my leg I'd be Golden
COME ONE COMA ALL! TO THE LEG HUMPING HALL!
GGAAHHH!! Stop that you sick nutcase!
Great to have you back was scarsd u left on a cliff hanger
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Now theres a image I want bleached from my mind!!☠
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I did, but but it wan't on purpose.
LIAR! I'll get the truth out of you... with this!
Gulp
Why do you have a can opener beta? 
Grins eviliy
Help me.
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Ducks under a pouncing Beta True but I have to live with it.
Time to open the can of warms!
HE LIVES!
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You didn't think I'd die that easily. 
Stops struggling in the head lock Beta has him in Hey Sanguine!
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Of course not!
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Thanks so what's been new?
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Too much to put down, or remember when I'm this worn out.
A lot....
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I can relate to that. It's been crazy humid around here lately so not much to do here. not to mention the insane thunder storm last night. The sky was a strobe light for minutes at a time.
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That's nuts. We had a it of a rainstorm yesterday too.
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There was a literal smog of heat here today. how bad was the storm?
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Just super rainy. Nothing compared to the hailstorm a week or two ago.
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Hail? How big was it? Here up north I've seen it get as big as a base ball before.
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Not a bad size. dang. and you live around Colorado right? I'm kinda surprised you can even get any hail there.
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Greeley Colorado. We live in a bowl so we get weird weather compared to some of the state.
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Makes sense. Rumford is more in a valley area.
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Yep.
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On a different note, I've been trying to figure out how to record videos of me playing some of my games to post later on Youtube. I've been told I'm very animated when I'm raging.
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Oh that sounds like fun!
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..... it made me cry. 
Planning on revisiting darksouls and loosing my mind and soul all over again. That game
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Have fun!
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Fun does not exist in Darksouls.
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Is pinkie leg humping again? BAD PINKIE, BAD! we talked about this!
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No Pinkie just managed to get into the time lock around all my sweets. The leg humper was Beta.
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You know nothing other then copious amounts of Ducktape will keep pinkie out of something.
Bad Beta, leg humping is bad for your back, head sitting is much more FUN