• Member Since 30th Jun, 2013
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Pickleless


A man is driving home, thinking about beating his wife. Along the way, he passes a turtle. I am that turtle.

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Jan
1st
2019

New Year · 1:34am Jan 1st, 2019

I hope you all have a Happy New Year.

I'll be sittin' right here.

Comments ( 3 )

Happy New Year's Eve!

Why don't you stand instead?

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