Wow, you people are hor- uh... crazy. · 9:28pm Nov 7th, 2012
I've been here one day. One day, as of writing this. And look what happens...
> Be a girl.
> Write and post the first chapter of a clop-fic.
> Go to work for the day.
> ????
> Featured, 100 thumbs up, 800+ views
> One of the top female writers on the site welcomes me to FIMFiction
I'm going to go hide behind somebody until this blows over. I'll try and post the next chapter in a week or so.
Also, guys? Go give my hiding place (My man? My stud? My love machine? Hee, he's going to be so jealous that I got featured!) some love, he's here as an editor Thaylien and even though his fiction hasn't updated in months, that's because he's been behind the scenes fixing a whole load of other people's works. If you need an editor, drop him a line, but don't overwhelm him, I need him some of the time too!
In case I haven't made it clear though, thanks everyone, I honestly didn't expect this kind of response. Ever.
> Be a girl.Contrary to popular belief, there are many female writers on this site (not as many as male, but still more than you'd think> Write and post the first chapter of a clop-fic.Most of these bomb - I mean, sometimes it seems that half of all new stories are clop> Go to work for the day.
> ????
> Featured, 100 thumbs up, 800+ views
> One of the top female writers on the site welcomes me to FIMFiction
You didn't get all that attention because you're a girl that wrote a clop-fic - You got over 100 thumbs up, 800+ views, and a swarm of
stalkersfollowers because you wrote a legitimately good piece of clop-art!Legitimate good clop doesn't come around a lot.
Legitimate good clop that's not a one-shot . . . That comes around, like, never.
Legitimate good clop that's not a one-shot and written by a new author that somehow manages to hit the feature box? That is as rare as you can get.
Good job. //dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/emoticons/misc_Vinyl_Scratch.png
Your fic might not be story-based, but it's well-written and properly edited. That's a great way to stand out from the crowd of first-timers.
Congrats, that's a badass first day on FIMFiction if I do say so myself. I do wonder if the fact that it is a female HIE is why it has hit off so well, I have literally never seen one of those... at least a good one. Anyway putting it on my list to read later, seems like it could be a very good read, keep up the good work!
You get those kinds of numbers if you do good clop.
And for Saucy Female HiE your competing against Lez Ponies. And that's more comedy then clop.
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Philosophy. Tis th' key t' success. Though that not why you are famous for right now.
As much as 482642 explained it,
Hell, I've been here fer 18 weeks t' git to all those views you got in a day. Ya wrote a good piece of literature...
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You keep up yer clopfic skills, yer going to need them. I mean, even though many people write clop on this website, very few, such as TAW and Crowley, have actually gained the views of several tens of thousands, TAW hundreds of thousands. They write simple clop fics that are enjoyable to read. These fine authors are amongst the many famous authors on this site.
Cool Fact: TAW has the most watchers out of all of the FIMFiction users, except for Aegis Shield, who has 2000 views; he sometimes writes clop
Cool Fact: Crowley started his own fanclub, which almost 200 groupees now.
Oh wow, being here a week and being almost famous, that must really suck. Neh, just kidding, I know you've been here 3 weeks thought I'd say hay being one of the "oldies" of the sight.