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J Carp


I'm an old sourpuss.

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  • 76 weeks
    An ominous and thrilling announcement

    It's apparent I like adverb-comedy, but my first writing love has always been something a bit different: the murder mystery. Hell, here's an absolutely true fact about me: I partly learned to read with this delightful book one of my older siblings had lying around. (This may start to explain other things about me, too, come to think of it...)

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  • 161 weeks
    So apparently I have narcolepsy

    Seriously. I was just diagnosed with narcolepsy, like a couple of hours ago. This might explain my difficulties updating Femmefiction in anything resembling a timely manner (or, well, doing anything at all in my free time).

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    10 comments · 243 views
  • 180 weeks
    It's time once again for the greatest Christmas carol of them all

    The Dazzlings can only wish to be an evil rival band like these motherfuckers.

    2 comments · 239 views
  • 202 weeks
    Sugarcoat's the best

    I mean, right? Obviously. Like, who's it gonna be, Indigo Zap? Please.

    8 comments · 241 views
  • 204 weeks
    ohhhhhhhhh

    Ohhhhhh, now I get it. The fandom's imploding. Explains a lot.

    15 comments · 337 views
Jun
7th
2019

"Now that Hasbro can't fire us, Equestria is gay as hell" · 1:58am Jun 7th, 2019

It's gauche to talk about unaired, leaked episodes, right? Even when it's pride month and Princess Luna like blatantly and inescapably has the pansexual pride colors painted on her face, in the right order?

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Trés gauche! >:V

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