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Aug
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2019

I’m Postblocked on Facebook Again, So Now Y’all Get My Attention-Seeking Overly Spicy 🌶 Takes Instead. · 4:13pm Aug 17th, 2019

The only good cop👮 is a dead 💀 cop👮 , so critical support for Maurice Hill. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

(Figure I’ll probably lose a few followers for this, but I mean do I really want bootlickers as followers? Am I being immature for claiming that anyone who doesn’t support murdering police officers is a bad person? Oh yeah, totally! But cops make the world a more dangerous place for my comrades, especially comrades of color, so I am strongly in favor of their extermination through whatever means necessary. Don’t worry, I’m too afraid of death to actually kill any cops myself, although being white they would probably just arrest me.)

Comments ( 22 )

Jesus Christ man, get your fucking shit together! You really think you’re going to move any liberals towards socialism when you post utter bullshit like this? Fuck you man!

5107447
Yeah, I’m going to agree with Super Trampoline here, I really think you need therapy or something.

5107447
5107448
Oh no, you’re right, I am super immature and desperately need therapy, but don’t have the executive functioning skills to sign up for insurance so I can actually afford it. My mom might spot me the money because she’s forever trying to “fix me“ but also she supports cops so… Actually, come to think of it, taking money from people who support the police sounds like good praxis to me. I should talk to her. At least she doesn’t support Tump like my dad, who writes long bloomer-ass justifications for it when I ask him why he does. Fuuuuuuuuck him!

For those wondering, I got banned for 30 days from Facebook because I was discussing the ethics of the porn industry ( spoiler alert: it’s exploitive as fuck) and mentioned that Kink dot com has the participants give consent on camera before each shoot, but I didn’t spell it out, so Facebook automatically generated a link and then thought I was trying to share porn. Fuck the Zucc, amirite?

Anyway, this should hopefully provide enough entertainment to get me through at least half my boring-ass shift at my boring-ass job which I’m really thankful to have because it’s easy as fuck and I can spend most of my shift on the Internet in between getting leads.

I swear I’m not a sociopath—not that there’s anything wrong with being a sociopath and it really grinds my gears that society and the media stigmatize people with mental health issues—I just really hate pigs.

Also as long as I am complaining, why the fuck are Anon-a-Miss stories still a thing?!?

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5107457
Taking down the real issues, I see.

5107461
MadMaxtheBlack just published a sequel to YourHumanandYou, so maybe we are just stuck in hell.

5107457
I have never read one. Is it just Female Anon or is their some greater canon I am not aware of?

5107486
As I understand it, there is an official comic that is basically the Equestria girls version of Ponyville confidential with sunset shimmer being the target of the cutie mark Crusaders gossip column. A lot of people apparently don’t feel it was done well and so write their own the versions.

Well, aren't you a little Nazi. Does Putin know what you're doing?

5107692
Good reaction. Now I'm Stalin for the punchline.

5107770
I mean, are you equating nazis, Putin, and Stalin as similar or something?

5107777
Well, a bag of nuts is still a bag of nuts. Whether they're almonds, pecans or lug nuts doesn't change the fact that it's a bag of nuts. They are also tasty and good with ketchup.

I just so happen to like nuts. And animal farms, but that has no bearing here.

5107455
there is something inherently "wrong" with being a sociopath, but depending on the degree of severity it can either be a blessing or a curse. After all, lacking empathy means you can focus PURELY on making the decisions that have the greatest possible outcome. Downside is when it turns into a disability and it alienates people.

How do I know this? I have low level sociopathic tendencies and trained myself to have empathy early in my life. I also know at least two other sociopaths/psychopaths.

dear liberals, the only blue life that matters is megamind

5107447
tbh sometimes it's easier to convert the far right, alt-right, etc than a dead centre liberal. while a lib doesn't even recognize any problems with society as a result of being blinded by corporate media and privilege, some of the far right people have already identified problems with society resulting from capitalism, they just end up blaming immigrants, """"cultural marxists"""" and other oppressed groups instead. by pulling their attention to the actual issue you can sometimes get them out.

Yeah ok I'm done. I come here for My Little Pony stories, not people advocating for murder and throwing tantrums every day.

5109540
I’m sorry to hear that. But I won’t say I don’t deserve losing another friend. Maybe it will encourage me to stop this behavior.

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