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Jaelommiss


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  • 542 weeks
    The Beast

    In arctic North on frozen wind,
    There was a thing that blood made grin.

    It searched and looked, but could not find,
    Another of its lonely kind.

    And so it left its snowy home,
    In desp'rate search to find its own.

    But then it found in southern land,
    Delightful food so far from bland.

    Upon four legs the prey would trot,
    Until in fear they would be caught.

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  • 542 weeks
    Finally getting back to writing

    Good evening all,

    I know it's been a long time since you've last heard from me. Believe me that I wanted to get back here sooner. Mostly I've been held back by my health. But in good news, I have finally returned to writing. That's right. After over a year with nothing new I am again going to have new stories.

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  • 565 weeks
    I'm back!!

    As the title puts plainly, I am back from my trip. Yes, yes, I know I said it would be two years. Hold up a half moment and listen.

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  • 597 weeks
    Farewell, wherever you fare, till your eyries receive you at the journey's end!

    Evening, all. This will be my last blog post for two years. I know I said that a few days ago in my last post, but this time I really mean it. I leave in half an hour and won't have another chance to write.

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  • 597 weeks
    It's almost here and I'm almost gone!

    Evening all, Jaelo here for one last blog post. At least the last one for a couple years. It's been nice knowing you, but I'm heading away for a couple years and won't have access to a computer for a while.

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Nov
19th
2012

People like my writing and I need ideas for more writing. · 11:40pm Nov 19th, 2012

I find it hard to believe, but some people have taken a liking to my works. I have followers. And this time it's not the CIA. I'm not sure if there will be less probing, but at least it won't be forced this time. Right? No? Okay, where was I?

Oh, right. Followers. It seems some people have (accidentally) taken interest in my writings. If you're not one of those people, run while you can. If you are, then there is something very, VERY wrong with you.

If you're still reading at this point I assume you are here to stay. That's good, because I need your help. I'm out of ideas of what to write. I did have a couple ideas, but they didn't work out too well. They were far too forced or would take too long for me to finish. Not that I have a problem with writing pages upon pages of stuff, but I don't have the motivation to write a small novel at the moment.

Perhaps you have an idea for a story, but not the confidence to write it yourself. Or maybe you saw in interesting pic a while back and want a story based on it. The reason doesn't matter. Just shoot me your ideas and I'll see what I can do. Anything will be considered. Shoot me a PM, post a comment, stalk me down and confront me in a dark alley (no, not like that). Whatever it takes to let me know.

Brownie points and a mention will be awarded if I use your idea. I'll kick a puppy if no one helps. Think of the puppies!

Umm.. Not sure how to end this and here seems as good a place as any.

Jaelo, out!

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Comments ( 4 )

I shall cast my idea my good sir due to my brain being unable to coherently create a storyline without dwelling into insanity and utter rubbish.

I give you:

Origami or how do ponies react when inside the International Space Station?

OR

What if Pinkie Pie kept all her clones but managed to make them "sane" and actually be "helpful" to the town. And I think it would be best to stay away from NSFW themes for this one my good sir, due to the fact that a lot of other stories featuring clones ends in pointless sexual courting and other shenanigans like that.

Good day. *twirls off into the sunset with my hat and monocle*

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But... But insanity and utter rubbish make the best stories. Or at least my stories...
That first one seems like fun. There are too many "What if Pinkie Pie didn't get sent back to the pond" fics at the moment so I will be avoiding that one like the plague.

Another suggestion I was given was Spike asking where babies come from (with obviously hilarious results).

Lastly, I might rewrite Spike Microwaves a Marshmallow how I originally intended. That is to say, Twilight Sparkle microwaves a marshmallow. Nothing says fun like a complete lab report with photos and tables!

EDIT: A large spider just walked over my laptop screen. Now I'm thinking something along the lines of 'Rainbow Dash sees spider walking up leg, panics, enters spider killer mode and makes a massive mess of ponyville while trying to splat the spider'.

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Well alright my awesome fellow. Good luck and I shall read them when they come out. :rainbowkiss:

Oh! How about "Twilight Discovers an Altoids Tin"

Those little buggers are really versatile if you know what to do. :rainbowkiss:

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