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Mica


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Apr
15th
2020

This picture is so wrong yet so hilarious. · 1:41pm Apr 15th, 2020


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Oh golly, I was just going for a spin with my Auntie Starlight!

*nervous laugh* Ehehehe...*whispers angrily* I'm not your auntie, Cozy! Now scooch over here behind the wheel and pretend like you're an innocent young filly who doesn't know how to drive.

I'm gonna need extra for character work, Auntie Starlight.

And don't call me that!

Auntie Starlight, why is that cop brown? I thought you have to be white to be a cop.

Don't be stupid, racism doesn't exist in Equestria. That whole Windigo story? Phht, just a myth!

Golly, is that true?

Here's your ticket. You were doing 95 horses per hour in a school zone.

Eh, I never had much respect for the public school system anyway. I mean, look what good it did for me. Also, if the engine was supercharged by unicorn magic it doesn't count, right?

Also, this is for entertainment purposes and is not intended to be offensive.

Comments ( 6 )

this should be written into a story:rainbowlaugh:

XD beautiful

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Be my guest, if you want to. :twilightsmile:

THISNEEDSTOBEASTORY:rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh:

Hahahahaha, this is amazing

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