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PresentPerfect


Fanfiction masochist. :B She/they https://ko-fi.com/presentperfect

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  • Friday
    State of the Writer: May 2024!

    Didn't write nothing! clapping emoji!

    My surgery was on the 22nd, and it went well, I'm still in recovery for technically the next week and a half or so, but as of this week I'm already feeling back to normal. Which I have to keep reminding myself I am not, lest I overdo something and hurt myself. <_< I am at least following the discharge instructions, so no worries about that.

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    PP vs. What I've Become

    Knight Breeze's What I've Become might not be a name you've heard before, but given its stats, especially the over 60,000 views, I feel safe calling it a fandom classic. :) Major spoilers ahead for a ten-year-old story!

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  • 1 week
    Fic recs, May 20th: Project Get! #17!

    Hey! :D Welcome back to Project Get!, where I sort my RIL by views and grab the last 10 on the list that aren't sequels, unfinished, or by the same author twice! I've been trying to do this a lot more frequently, but 'frequent' has not exactly described these blogs out of me, has it? D: I dunno if that could change in the near future. I've got outpatient surgery on Wednesday this week, so I'm

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  • 4 weeks
    State of the Writer, April 2024!

    It's another boring one! I ain't wrote nothin'! :B

    It actually feels lately like I've been crawling out of a pit? So maybe there's a light ahead? But it's also blocked by Balatro lol somepony save me D:

    The only other thing relevant to this blog is that I've had notes for a vs. post sitting in my notes document for probably the entire month now, what is wrong with me? D:

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  • 4 weeks
    Fic recs, April 28th!

    TheQuinch has done a reading of Grimm's There's a Monster Under the Stairs! He's also begun CanvasWolfDoll's Sepia Tock!

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May
28th
2020

Here's one you can have · 8:31pm May 28th, 2020

I can't write it because I'm not familiar with the series.

But someone who's seen Jojo's Bizarre Adventure should write a crossover starring everyone's favoritecitation needed capital-W Weird pony.

The title?

Sono Cheese no Sadame

Comments ( 12 )

This is the worst idea ever, and I really hope someone takes you up on it.

You do realize that, given the sheer quantity of music references in JJBA, this story will need to be at least thirty percent Weird Al song and album titles by volume.

I am envisioning a story where Cheese Sandwich throws a party for Saddam Hussein.

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You say that like it's a bad thing.

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I only intend it as a statement of fact.

This is a monstrously terrible pun.

Oh you vile, evil person....I'll take two.

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Bonus unrelated yet equally terrible idea:

A mashup of "Gangnam Style" and "Crank Dat (Soulja Boy)" where every instance of "Soulja" is replaced with "nyoja" and every "youuuu" is either "Eyyyy" or "Op".

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perfect what have you done

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I like that the title translates as "Provisions of the Cheese".

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