Little girl saved from unicorn · 4:04am Aug 29th, 2020
On August 24th, an inflatable unicorn snatched a little girl away off the coast of Greece and carried her out to sea. The dastardly creature's plan was foiled when a ferry picked her up a half mile out.
(Rumors of my involvement with her abduction are greatly exaggerated.)
When they picked her up, she was riding that unicorn...
LIKE A BOSS.
You working again?
You sure it's not a seapony?
That girl would never have let Wilson go.
That's an alicorn. Just sayin'...
Charlie was unavailable for comment, but released a statement, via legal representation, to say "Seriously, you guys?"
This isn’t going to start a rash of unicorns kidnapping children stories is it?
Make it happen
Those unicorns get into all SORTS of trouble!
It was a kelpie all along