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MlpHero


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Sep
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Why...? · 8:24pm Sep 19th, 2020

So, my aunt wants me to go in the car of a random stranger so my little sister can get ice cream. I don’t know why, but a stranger wants to take my little sister to go get ice cream from McDonald’s. We’re going in an Uber...

I lived a good life.

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Hero...I hope you're okay...

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I have survived! But I’m gonna be forever pissed.

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I would be... what the hell was your aunt thinking?!

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Mhm. That was way too uncomfortable.

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I don’t fucking know! I mean, I understand you’re working and you need someone to do something, but sending two kids with two adult strangers is where I draw the fucking line.

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Worst parenting skills ever...

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Yeah. You wanna know the worst part? There’s another adult in our house, and all she does all day is sleep. Now, she can’t drive, but I don’t see why the hell my aunt couldn’t send me to wake her up and send her instead of me! Granted, I act a bit more smarter than her, but still!

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Mhm. And apparently, suicide is a big case of death. I didn’t even want anything from McDonald’s when we got there, and that’s my favorite fast food restaurant. That just shows how pissed I am. Now I’m more pissed because now I’m hungry. This entire thing is a fucking shitshow.

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That’s fucked up...

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Mhm. I mean, I love my aunt more than anything, but... ARGH!

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Yeah...that was not cool...

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“ARGH!” is the right choice of words...

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Yeah... I’m just gonna order a pizza to try and calm my nerves...

Comment posted by spyrofan354 deleted Sep 19th, 2020

... how... and why... you said Uber right? Is she trusting the company?... and who the hell is the second stranger and how did your aunt get ahold of them... just... what? im so confused...

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