The MLP Ships that I either don't care or understand · 8:43am Oct 28th, 2020
Put down your pitch fork, everyone! This is my personal opinion.
Before I get to it, I want to say I usually not crazed on shipping stuffs and I just don’t mind of seeing characters get together but there’s some ships that bother me and I want to talk about why I ain’t big on that ships.... so without further ado, here’s my list.
I only got 4 ships that I personally don’t care or understand about.
4. Rarity and Prince Blueblood
I put this ship lower cause it was the least amount of ship but it get bothered me that people want to ship Rarity with a rich asshole like Prince Blueblood. (Especially there's some fics that do ship them)
Some people don’t like Sparity but for me, I don’t like shipping Rarity with Prince Blueblood especially he humiliated her in the Gala just to save himself.
Also, It defeats a purpose of showing Rarity that not all nobles are Prince Charming and I think she should rather be with a commoner than rich assholes like Prince Blueblood.
If I was Rarity and people telling me I should be with Prince Blueblood after what he did to me, I would said to them "HELL NO" and walk off.
3. Starlight Glimmer and Sunburst
Avoiding the throwing tomatoes
Okay! Okay! Put down the tomatoes! I know! Very controversial pick! Let me explain though this one!
Me sitting on the couch
Friend: Hey! What do you think of Starlight and Sunburst? I think they’re look cute together
Me: Well, I understand that but why do you ship them? Starlight rarely interact with him and she interact with Trixie more than him.
Friend: Uh.... he’s nicer toward Starlight.
Me: But what does he do? What does he have to offer to Starlight? The only two things I can remember from him is helping them of saving the Crystal Empire and trying to screw Twilight out of quiz.
Friend: To be fair, Twilight was the on-
Me: Exactly! I can’t ship them because Sunburst has less screen time than a fucking bunny and the character was just there to be the reason why she went evil and nothing more, unless The Flash Sentry Chronicles convince me otherwise like they did with Flashlight and SoarinDash, I can’t understand the ship.
There’s you go, sorry but not sorry.
2. Big Mac and Marble Pie
The video said it all. (Goes same with Twilight and Shining Armor ship..... 🤢🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮)
1. Twilight Sparkle and Timber Spruce
I rather ship Twilight with Flash than shipping her with a douchebag like Timber.
For some reason, Timber Spruce rub me the wrong way and I just don’t like him.... no reason.... just don’t like him 😒
Doesn’t help the fact it was a counselor dating a HIGH SCHOOL STUDENT! What the fuck? If I was his boss, I would call the cop and sent him to the jail.
Why are you shipping a counselor with a teenager girl? HIIYYYYAAAA!!!! 😫
Flashlight-Thumb Up! 😁👍
Timberlight-Thumb down! 😡👎
That’s my personal opinion on ships.
Do you agree or disagree with my opinion? Leave the comment down the below and do you think Flash Sentry Chronicles will succeed on changing my opinion on Starburst?
Excuse me, I must prepare myself as I about to be hunting down by shippers. 😬
Just so you know, I still strongly ship Starburst and I won't hassle you for not liking it.
4. I agree there. Blueblood was a huge jerk and a bad match for Rarity. Since he never really appears again in the series except for a cameo or two that's all we get for his personality (except for a few comics but they are 99% non-canon anyway). That does let fans do whatever they want with him though.
3. I respectfully disagree. It is shown that Starlight cares a lot about Sunburst. When they were separated it had a deep traumatic effect on her, which she still struggles with even after she reforms. Sunburst was also shown to be miserable before he met Starlight again. Flunking out of magic school and getting holed up in his home doing nothing but reading. But thanks to Starlight he got a high position as a Royal crystaller, met lots of others that share his interests, and eventually got his dream job of working at a school. They both helped each other become better ponies.
2. Yeah I agree with you there. Marble might be adorable, but she and Big Mac (might) be related so that just makes a relationship between them weird and wrong.
1. You took the words right out of my mouth. Flash is better than Timber in everyway. TImber is an asshole who only brags about himself. He actually prioritized flirting with an underaged client over making sure his sister is healthy and safe. His "help" consisted of lying to the campers via a ghost story and spreading fake magic dust around camp to cover for Gloriosa while she ran wild with magic, which also made Sci-Twi think Midnight Sparkle was returning. Then he tried to take credit for everything by saying he saved the day by "saving" Sci-Twi from a small fall. Plus, let's not forget when he used her as a human-shield while he was the lifeguard on duty.
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Okay, you got a point on StarBurst ship...... maybe I was too hard on Sunburst.... hopefully The Flash Sentry Chronicles give him more than the show give him.
I'm looking forward Banshee531 sunking Sci-Twi and Timber ship in Flash Sentry Chronicles Adaptation of The Legend of Everfree.
Sorry Timber but Banshee531 will give you a reason why you won't be with Sci-Twi EVER!!!! in his Flash Sentry Chronicles series.
Timber Spruce: NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
HAHAHAHAHA!!!!! 😈😈😈 Sorry but not sorry.
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Yeah, I’m looking forward to that too. I bet that Timber is going to be portrayed as a jerk at best (which he is) or maybe even a villain at worst.
I also like how he has portrayed Timber in his other stories, especially in his Power Rangers series where he and Sci-Twi eventually break up.
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I don't even need to ask Banshee who is his least-favorite character cause based on all of his fics, I know he doesn't really like Timber at all.
Considered the character only make appearance in Legend of Everfree (He doesn't appear in other films like Magical Movie Night, Forgotten Friendship, Spring Breakdown), Banshee doesn't have to deal with him for future installment of Flash Sentry Chronicles EQG stuffs.
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True, unless he decides to adapt some of the Equestria Girls shorts. But even then it is more likely Timber would just be adapted out.