[ISMETA] Dear $AUTHOR, · 3:41am Nov 28th, 2012
I feel like I should be the one to break this news to you.
$FIMFIC_CLOP_AUTHOR, we're honestly just not really entertained by you anymore. You're sort of like Dane Cook. At first, and I think I speak for all of us, we though, "Wow! Get a load of this guy! He's got new clop! He's a great writer! I could get used to this!"
But then, we realized after far too long, "Wow, this guy is just a one trick pony! And he isn't even good! He's just spewing purple prose! There is absolutely nothing I like about this person!" You've run your course. The shenanigans, the deleted blog entries, the poor prose, the constant speedclop: we get it. It's just not that good man. We don't really like you. So please, for your own sake, go and actually try to make some real friends. Because we aren't your friends. We never were, and we never will be. You aren't a good writer, weren't a good writer, and you never will be one.
At first I was like, "Awesome, it's porn!" Then I finished, and I was like, "meh, it's just porn."
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