The Biblical Old Spice Commercial · 4:07am Dec 16th, 2020
Hello, mortals; I am The Lord. Look at man. Now back to me. Now back to mankind, now back to me. Sadly, mankind is not me. But if they started obeying the commandments and keeping covenants, they could smell like they're me.
Look down. Back up. Where are you? You're on the earth, with Jesus Christ as an example--the man mankind should smell like!
What's in your hand? I have it! It's a holy book with a ticket to that place you like. Look again--the book is now a pearl of great price! Anything is possible through Christ, which strengthens you. I'm on a cloud.
I can't tell if I should read this in Terry Crews' voice or Morgan Freeman's voice.
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Think of Morgan Freeman shouting at the top of his lungs. Or we could do a duet between the two.
I'd rather go with Ultron's plan for humanity.
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Great.
All I can think of now is Terry Crews yelling "Block!" repeatedly while smacking away icons of materialistic greed.
It's 12:48 and I gotta go to sleep with that on repeat.
Yep. That's enough internet for one day