Feb
22nd
2021
Tappa tappa tappa · 5:37pm Feb 22nd, 2021
Someone: "So, Irr, have you been writing at all since you finished up with Pregnant Noses Know?"
(Okay, so maybe no one has really asked that, but work with me here.)
Me: "Why, yes! Let me share two out-of-focus pics with you to prove that I have been doing something! Enjoy!"
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#whoispinkiepie
#asneakynewstoryideaemerges!
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"Mail Order Grooms" Hmmm, are we going to be getting some studs from Stalliongrade now?
Alternate take on Noses where Celestia gets a mail-order groom and it’s Bean?
5459270 "Look, you know how my aunt has been lately." There was some thumping from the box next to Cadence, which she pushed behind her and gave a beatific smile to Shining Armor, the Captain of the Royal Guard and part-time snugglebunny. "She needs this."
"This being what?" asked Shining Armor.
"This." Cadence slid closer and kissed her favorite stallion in all the world with every bit of her love and appreciation in her heart. Well, not every bit. They were in a public corridor, after all. Behind them, the box began to tap out an urgent message in Horse Code that nopony was listening to.
I-J-U-S-T-S-A-I-D-I-T-H-O-U-G-H-T-S-H-E-W-A-S-B-E-A-U-T-I-F-U-L-I-D-I-D-N-T-M-E-A-N-I-W-A-N-T-E-D-K-I-D-N-A-P-P-E-D-A-N-D-G-I-V-E-N-T-O-H-E-R-F-O-R-H-E-A-R-T-S-A-N-D-H-O-O-V-E-S-D-A-Y
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.... I'll get the shovel.... And the pickup.
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Dang, I wish I'd thought of that. Kidnapped love stud is way more believable than forced marriage over nose boop.
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"I have a present for you, Tía!"
"Oh, you shouldn't have"
*opens box, bound and gagged awkwardly watches her from inside*
"...you REALLY shouldn't have"
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I was thinking less "kidnapped stallion," and more like Celestia filling out a questionnaire for a mail-order groom. In fact, I'm writing a short based on this idea.
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Uh oh.