Incorrect Quotes #15

Twilight: So let me get this straight-

Applejack: More like let me run this bi you.

Rarity: Let’s ace-ess the situation.

Rainbow: I’m gay.

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Sweetie: Hi, I lost my friends, can I make an announcement?

Store Owner: Sure.

Sweetie, loudly into the mic: Goodbye you little s**ts.

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*under a PG-13 spell*
Pharynx: Someone royally forked up.

Pharynx:...someone fork up-

Pharynx: Why can’t I say “fork?”

Thorax: If you are trying to swear, you can’t hear it.

Pharynx: Well that’s bullshirt.

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Apple Bloom: Here is some friendly advice-

Diamond Tiara: I don’t want your “friendly advice.”

Apple Bloom: Well okay, here is some unfriendly advice-

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Pharynx: When people try to be chummy with me, I call them by the wrong name to let them know that I don’t really care about them.

Kevin: That’s genius!

Pharynx: Thanks Keith.

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Silverstream: Other people might reject you, but if you lay on the ground in a forest the fungi and moss will slowly claim you as one of them.

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Cadence: How was life in under Chrysalis’ rule?

Thorax: Okay, think about working with completely responsible, civilized, and mature people.

Cadence: Okay?

Thorax: Now completely throw that out the window.

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Chicken wing

Comments

[BezierBallad]

Someone really needs to make a fanfic with the concept of that third one.

[MlpHero]

Heh

[Melody Song]

Pfft!

Seen that first one done with Harry Potter characters, still funny

[CitreneSkys]

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I would read that!

[BezierBallad]

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Same here.

[KKSlider]

Pharynx: Thanks Keith.

Ah, that's a Parks and Req quote, isn't it?

[theOwtcast]

That last one sounds pretty much like the whole Earth during the entire history of forever, minus occasional exceptions

[Daemon Wolf 22]

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I don't think there's been a more epic burn on this planet in 65 million years.