Sarcasm

Pharynx: Oh no. It’s dark and there are two armed creature lurking within.

Pharynx, flicking on the light switch: Whatever will I do?

Comments

[BezierBallad]

If Pharynx was the protagonist of a horror film, it would only be two minutes long.

[Melody Song]

Pfft, yes

"Oh no, Ocellus can't find the book she's looking for. Just bucking go ask the librarian."

[CitreneSkys]

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I’d say if the protagonist in any horror film had, say, half a braincell, it would be two minutes long.

[BezierBallad]

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Yes.

[Eroraf86]

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Horror film protagonists have one collective brain cell. Sometimes they pass it around, like the grey sisters in Greek mythology. Other times, they fight over it and each get a small portion. Either way, they're fed.

[redsopine]

Ok who let pharynx play those who remain as that’s pretty much how the game goes stay in the light and turn it on to banish dark things trying to kill you.

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There’s a few that have the main characters being smart but there mostly military horror types so not sure if that counts plus cabin in the woods had them be smart for two seconds before going nope sparky the idiot gas

[Martydi]

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Alternatively...

[CitreneSkys]

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O ma god YES