I dunno what I'm doing.

My God! It's like the old case of kissing your sister when you think she's asleep! You kiss her, then she opens her eyes, you recoil back in surprise and she slaps you really hard in the face. It's that simple.

Bro kisses.
Sis slaps
.

Bro: I- I- uh...
Sis: IT'S ABOUT TIME IDIOT!!

Then eight months later when your parents accuse you of "forcing yourself upon her", your sister stands up and defends your honor by informing them that in your relationship, she's always been the... uh... assertive one.

Sis: I was the one who insisted that he inser-
Mom: STOP!! OKAY!! JUST STOP!! STOP RIGHT THERE!! PLEASE!!