Incorrect Quotes Batch #33

Spike, to Thorax: Are you really an introvert or were you just ignored every time you used to talk and now you just prefer being quiet?

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Thorax: *accidentally does something illegal*

Thorax: Hello, yes, I’d like to be arrested.

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Starlight: Is banishment really the only option?

Rock Hoof: You’re right! Execution it is!

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Maud: So...as your best friend.

Starlight: Actually, Trixie is my best friend.

Maud, calmly pulling a knife out: As your best friend.

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Cozy: Being cute is really hard because even when you are angry people would just giggle and say “aww your so cute when you're angry.” Like, no. Stop. Recognize my power!

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Chrysalis, after committing mass murder: I feel weird.

Thorax: That would be your conscious.

Chrysalis: Ah no, that can’t be it. I think I got rid of that thing a while ago.

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Kevin: Guys, I think I have a bad idea!

Thorax: What kind of bad idea?

Pharynx: I would prefer a good idea.

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Fluttershy: I have narrowed it down to two possibilities!

Fluttershy: Yes or...yes.

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Rainbow: I am the most intelligent and valuable member on this team.

Sunset: Is your hand stuck in the vending machine.

Rainbow: I paid for my Cheetos, I’m getting my Cheetos.

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I got most of these from Danplan incorrect quotes.

Comments

[Melody Song]

Pffft-

[BezierBallad]

That last one is a huge mood—

[MlpHero]

I am the most intelligent and valuable member on this team.

Was that a motherfricking SCP Overlord reference???

[Iredwolf]

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I think that from the SCP video operation overlord

[Daemon Wolf 22]

Spike, to Thorax: Are you really an introvert or were you just ignored every time you used to talk and now you just prefer being quiet?

Thorax: Yes.

[redsopine]

Huh so maud stole my knife