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spike the lone wanderer


Just a lonely dragon walking to his next adventures.

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  • 26 weeks
    Facts with Spike: Turkey edition

    Spike Drake was in a classroom, wearing a brown three-piece suit with glasses, he was speaking to a group of children about the magnificent Turkey bird, '' The Ottoman Empire was one of the most powerful and fearsome empires of all time and...What do you mean by Turkey, not Turkey? Oh you mean the bird, not the country of kebabs and tea! Well, I guess I need to inform Mr.Illitch

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    1 comments · 69 views
  • 31 weeks
    Spooky facts with Spike II: The season of the spooky dick!

    Spike Drake was sitting at his parent's kitchen table, he was sewing two pieces of pink fabric in order to turn it into a lovely dress for his niece, '' Oh hello buddy! Look like you are finally here, it's nice to see you so soon at this time of the year...Nah I'm joking what the fuck are you doing at my parent's house? What am I doing? Can't you see I'm being a great uncle for the

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    1 comments · 68 views
  • 48 weeks
    Happy British Colonies Days

    Ponyville was experiencing one of the most important days in the kingdom's history, Independence Day. Equestria was for a long time ruled by dragons and their tyrannical king, George William Frederick Dragoon Lagoon the Third. For the occasion, The girls were dressed in colonial-era clothes, simple brown dresses while Twilight, Celestia, and Luna spent a quarter of the kingdom's budget on

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    5 comments · 83 views
  • 75 weeks
    Facts with Spike II: Electric Boogaloo

    Spike was sitting in his brown leather chair reading A Christmas Carol by Charles Dickens

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    3 comments · 129 views
  • 83 weeks
    Facts with Spike

    Spike was sitting in his brown leather chair reading The Legend of Sleepy Hollow by Washington Irving,

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    4 comments · 143 views
Nov
1st
2021

NNN is back · 6:11pm Nov 1st, 2021

Welcome to Ponyville have Talent! Everyone has a chance to show off their singing talent! Our next candidate is ... Spike Drake?

Everyone's favorite dragon took the stage wearing a walnut costume

'' MMMHH yeah listen up everybody stops eating your shitty food cause you di"bt wants this: You all want some nuts in your mouth! ""

Spike's mom spat her glass of wine on her husband

''MM MM MM MM MM Baby you are hungry, you are looking for something to eat
You're searching in every drawer to calm your appetite
But oh no it's empty, so is your stomach and your fridge
Yesterday was Nightmare night with candies running all over your body
You want to suck a lollipop, run your tongue all over the tip
Shame you ate all of it once back in your sad little apartment

You crave for sugar, chocolate, and cookies
You want to fill your mouth with this but there's no any
Cause the truth is, those won't make you happy
Those won't fill your empty mouth and stomach
You need something hard to put in your mouth
Look no more cause I got the key ,
You don't want any of this cause your want some nuts in your mouth

NUTS IN YOUR MOUTH? NUTS IN YOUR MOUTH
THEY ARE BIG, SEXY YOU KNOW YOU WANT IT
SO OPEN YOUR MOUTH TO RECIEVE THE NUTS
NO ONE CAN RESIST MY NUTS IN THEIR MOUTH
YOU WILL GO NUT FOR NUTS

Big nuts, small nuts, middle-sized nuts
No matter the size, people love putting some nuts in their mouth
You love feeling those nuts in your mouth, you love chocking on them
Don't worry girls! If you are nice enough
I'll let you bite my nuts cause you're going nuts for them

suck them, bite them, lick them, crush them
The possibilities with nuts playing are endless
No need to be shy, no need to be a saint
Let the nuts madness grow inside you
Loving nuts is no crim, we got all the types of nuts
so Baby tell me which one you want in your dirty mouth

All spike's friends joined him on stage, all dressed in nuts costumes

WE ARE THE NUTS! HOLY NUTS! SWEET SWEET NUTS
YOU WANT US IN YOUR MOUTH TO FEEL GOOD, TO FEEL COMPLETE
OPEN YOUR HEART? OPEN YOUR MOUTH AND LET US PUT OUR NUTS IN IT
WE ARE ALL UNIQUES AND QUITE TONIC

BUTTON STYLE

NUTS
PEANUTS
WALNUTS
HAZELNUTS

NUTS NUTS NUTS NUTS NUTS
YOU GO NUT FOR NUTS
EVERY SINGLE DAYS NUT IN YOUR MOUTH

DON'T RESIST IT AND FEEL THE NUTS IN YOUR MOUTH
THE TASTE WILL BLOW IN YOUR MOUTH
FILL THE LOVE OF THE NUTS THEN SWALLOW
LET IT FLOW IN YOUR MOUTH, THROAT, STOMACH
CAUSE YOUR LOVE MY NUUUUUUUUUUUUTTTTTSSSSSS

Put my nuts in your mouth, you slut!

Spike spat on the mic then dropped it on the ground

''This one's for you, Rarity'' Spike pointed at Rarity who was holding fallout's arms

So, ladies, you want some nuts in your mouth?

....

News flash! Today's the day of Spike's trial for inappropriate behavior. Those are his words

''...SUCK MY NUTS BITCH!''

Comments ( 5 )

……..what the hell did I just see……

5602710
NNN is back, my friend. I wanted to write a song about this special event

5602713
It made no sense!!! Are you drunk spike?

5602715
Feel the nuts power...I'm talking about me balls

5602717
Spike your gonna get hurt if you keep at this

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