Wish I Were (Song) · 1:27am Nov 19th, 2021
Original Song: Heather by Conan Gray
Key:
Apex
Pharynx
I s’ill ‘member, thi’d of December, me in you’ swea’er
You sai’ i’ looked be’er on me than i’ did you
If on’y you knew how much I like you…
Bu’ I wa’ch you’ eyes as she
Walks by…
Wha’ a sigh’ fo’ you’ sore eyes
Brigh’er than a blue sky…
She’s go’ you mesmeri’ed, while I die…
Why would you e’er kiss me?
‘M no’ e’en half as pre’y
You ga’e her the swea’er, i’s jus’ polyes’er
Bu’ you like her be’er
I wish I we’e Flutters!
I watch as she stands with him, holding his hoof
Put your hoof ‘round her shoulder, I’m getting colder
But it’s not like I can hate her, she’s an angel
But then again, I kinda wish she were dead as she
Walks by
What a sight for your sore eyes…
Brighter than the blue sky…
She’s got you mesmerized, while I die inside…
Why would you ever kiss me?
I’m not even half as pretty!
You gave her your sweater, it’s just polyester
But you still like her better
I wish I were Bezier!
I wish I we'e Flutters!
I wish I were Bezier!
Why would you e’er kiss me?
I’m not even half as pretty
You ga’e her the swea’er, i’s jus polyes’er
But you like her better…
I wish I we’e…
Bezier… (Flutters...)
Very interesting song.
Truth be told, I wouldn’t be against having Bez, Pharynx, and Hive in a poly ship.
5608934
Well...er...maybe?
5608938
And it would probably go all ways this time.
5608939
Um...yeah...
5608941
You okay?
5608943
...I don't like that idea...
5608944
Huh? Why not?
5608945
...nevermind
5608947
Well… okay then
5608949
It's just...Phar doesn't like Bez that way...a-and...it's not that I don't want it to happen, he's pined for Hive enough...but...does it have to involve Bez...? no offense...that's super offensive anyway though...
5608950
I’m confused now—
5608951
Why does the relationship need to involve Bez? I get why you want Flutters v. Apex with Zen, cause that's actually an interesting plotline. But why does Bez have to be with Hive?
5608952
Well, what about Pharynx? I could ask the same about him.
5608954
That's what I mean. Why does Bez have to have Hive too? Why can't Hive and Phar just have each other? Bez doesn't need to be involved. I'm asking why you want her to be
5608955
Well… It’s complicated, really.
In this arc I’ve been having in mind, Bez was kinda standoffish when it came to Hivehunter, mostly out of fear of him possibly being aggressive towards her the same way Snapdragon was. That is, until Snapdragon harshly rejects him. Bezzy doesn’t really grow any feelings for him until she actually talks to him a few times.
I mean, AUS are still a thing; one where Pharynx x Hive is canon and one where Bez x Hive is canon, or… um…
I dunno, I just really wanna make a compromise.
5608958
Me too, but poly relationships can't always be the answer
5608959
Well, that is true
5608960
Yeah
5608962
We’ll think of something eventually
5608963
Yep