Tempted to find a way to fit this into a dream chapter. · 12:15am Feb 9th, 2022
We don't talk about Keldor, anymore!
We don't talk about Keldor… but
It was the crowning day
It was Rand’s crowning day
We were standing guard, and the king’s heir was announced.
Keldor was named as the king
But then there's a cry, ringing out through the sky.
Murder!!
Are you retelling this story, or am I?
I'm sorry, sir, please, go on
The Queen, she had been betrayed
dead as a doorknob
And their stood Keldor with the blade
We could hear the angry mob
The kingdom was so afraid
What a terribly day... but anyway
We don't talk about Keldor anymore!
We don't talk about Keldor!Hey! I served the family when he was waddling and babbling,
but he grew into a snake, cutting throats and back stabbing
I wake up at night whenever I dream of that chilling laugh,
Nye-Heh-heh.
It's a hard world, with a crown so heavy
His was a life I could never envy
Growing into a man who could face any demand,
do you understand?A three toed freak
Eyes cold as snow
His outlook was so bleak
Just so you know
Yeah, he dealt with devils
And murdered rebels (hey!)
We don't talk about Keldor anymore! (We don't talk about Keldor anymore!)
We don't talk about Keldor (we don't talk about Keldor!)A maid spilled tea on him,
then off went her head! (oh no!)
He fired me from the guard!
And I’m filled with dread. (no, no!)
He went to an orphanage and painted it red! (Oh no! Hey!)
We’d be better off if he would just go drop dead!He told me that the world was unfair, and that we had to break it all apart
He told me that he'd always help us, as he held a hand on his heartSir, there’s monsters at the gate
He told me that the life was cruel and out for me. And I see what he means.
Might makes right.
His words ring true
My son, I want you to stay in your room (His words were true)
The most honest of liarsUm, Keldor…
Yeah, about my uncle Keldor…
I really need to know about Keldor
The sorceress says I need to hear about, KeldorPrince Adam, Skeletor’s here!
Time for battle!
A three toed freak (it was the crowning day, it was Rand’s crowning day)
Eyes cold as snow (We were standing guard)
His outlook was bleak (and the king’s heir was announced.)
Just so you know (Keldor was named as the king)
Yeah, he dealt with devils (But then there's a cry, ringing out through the sky.)
And murdered rebels (Murder!)
Are you retelling this story, or am I?
I'm sorry, sir, please, go on (There’s monsters at the gate)
And their stood Keldor with the blade (A seven-foot freak, eyes cold as snow)
The kingdom was so afraidHe's here!
Don't ask about Keldor, no! (Why do I need to know about Keldor?)
Not a word about Keldor
I never should've asked about Keldor!
I see someone liked encanto also this would be a trippy dream with music and dances and all and would make sense as like a fever dream, I am looking forward to it. As in I am on bored if you can fit it in somewhere.
Hell yeah, looks cool!
I think it should be changed to “his outlook was so bleak” because that sounds like it flows better
Read it with the song in my head lmao
A nursery rhyme?
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It's a parody of Encanto's song, "We don't talk about Bruno."