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spike the lone wanderer


Just a lonely dragon walking to his next adventures.

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  • 26 weeks
    Facts with Spike: Turkey edition

    Spike Drake was in a classroom, wearing a brown three-piece suit with glasses, he was speaking to a group of children about the magnificent Turkey bird, '' The Ottoman Empire was one of the most powerful and fearsome empires of all time and...What do you mean by Turkey, not Turkey? Oh you mean the bird, not the country of kebabs and tea! Well, I guess I need to inform Mr.Illitch

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  • 30 weeks
    Spooky facts with Spike II: The season of the spooky dick!

    Spike Drake was sitting at his parent's kitchen table, he was sewing two pieces of pink fabric in order to turn it into a lovely dress for his niece, '' Oh hello buddy! Look like you are finally here, it's nice to see you so soon at this time of the year...Nah I'm joking what the fuck are you doing at my parent's house? What am I doing? Can't you see I'm being a great uncle for the

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    1 comments · 68 views
  • 47 weeks
    Happy British Colonies Days

    Ponyville was experiencing one of the most important days in the kingdom's history, Independence Day. Equestria was for a long time ruled by dragons and their tyrannical king, George William Frederick Dragoon Lagoon the Third. For the occasion, The girls were dressed in colonial-era clothes, simple brown dresses while Twilight, Celestia, and Luna spent a quarter of the kingdom's budget on

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  • 74 weeks
    Facts with Spike II: Electric Boogaloo

    Spike was sitting in his brown leather chair reading A Christmas Carol by Charles Dickens

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    3 comments · 129 views
  • 82 weeks
    Facts with Spike

    Spike was sitting in his brown leather chair reading The Legend of Sleepy Hollow by Washington Irving,

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Feb
14th
2022

Happy Valentine's day!!! · 6:15pm Feb 14th, 2022

5 month Later

Fallout was in his car, waiting for Spike to come out of jail after his failed attempt to make Rarity fall in love with him only using the fair strength of his penis and a mysterious box.

'''Why am I doing this in the first place? Asked fallout briefly looking at the time on his watch, ''there he is!''

The prison gate opened and the fresh prince of Belle Reve walked out of it, looking at the ground in shame. He saw his friend waiting for him in his car. Spike swallowed what was left of his pride and climbed in the backseat.

''How are you doing, my little streaker? How was jail? Did you make new friends there with the power of your little booty?''

''I've made a mistake.''

''No shit really? I'll be damned! ''

''I was wrong, I was stupid, I was...blind. ''

''Tell me about it, dude. But you know, despite being fucking friend and disgusting, it was a pretty bold move. You are the only one crazy enough to use your dick in a box to seduce a girl that considers you as nothing more than a....a...what are the name of the thing you walk on and use to remove the dirt under the shoes? ''

''A doormat''

''A Doormat thank you! You are NOTHING but a doormat for her, my dude! This is trurly heartbreaking yet it's life mate! ''

''I've been a fool, my friend. I was wishing, looking, searching for something elusive...like the wind. ''

''I'm happy to know that you finally realized your obsession with this girl (who is clearly in love with me btw) ''

''She was not the right person for me and my dream of founding a family ''

''Praise the almighty Faust for this,'' Spike stopped Fallout

''Let me finish, my friend! She was not the right person for me, the right person is close, very close. I now realize it. Fallout, my friend will you help me declare my love to this queen? ''

''Of course, Spike! Tell me what's your plan,''

Spike put his right hand on fallout's right shoulder, ''I need to fuck Rarity's sister!''

Fallout punched Spike in the face

Comments ( 11 )

Yep sounds about right….although they would be a better couple then him and rarity

5636256
I think so. In my head, sweety is acting toward Spike as a total yandere, she loves him to a whole new level.

5636485
I wouldn’t say that but she definitely likes him for sure

5636525
Same, the two of them are cute together and quite innocent.

5636736
Exactly! They make I cute couple

5636745
I really need to resume my work here. I have a lot of free time after school since all my classes end in the morning.

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Yeah, I have so many projects to work on.

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