Short Hand: Pestering Mothers · 3:10am Jun 20th, 2022
Twilight: "SHEPHERD!"
Shepherd: "GAH! Twilight, what are you-?!"
Twilight: "Please marry and impregnate me?!"
Shepherd: "... You know... One of these days, I'm gonna stop being surprised by you blurting out crazy shit like this in the morning."
Twilight: "It's my mom!"
Shepherd: "Aaaah. Nuff said."
Twilight: "So um, if you please-?"
Shepherd: "Look Twilight, if we lie, you'll just end up regretting it when it turns into a gigantic clusterfuck. Didn't we learn from when Dash lied about me being her coltfriend?"
Twilight: "That was to drive off Zephyr!"
Shepherd: "... Okay, in that case it worked and was utterly justified then. Here? Not so much."
Twilight: "So we don't lie and we at least do a lot of practice!"
Shepherd: "I'm not marrying you. I mean, not right now."
Twilight: "Then can you father my child?"
Shepherd: "You're supposed to haggle down, not up!"
Twilight: "It's my MOM... she just won't leave me ALONE DAMNIT!"
Shepherd sighs.
Shepherd: "Look! I... Ugh. I'll ask Fluttershy... Fluttershy? Light of my life? My darling beloved?"
Fluttershy: "Yes Shepherd?"
Shepherd: "May I please... I mean... Can I... Would it be all right if I had sex with Twilight?"
Fluttershy: "Oh my... Yes. Please do."
Twilight: "I understand if you have reservations but-wait what?!"
Shepherd: "HUH?!"
Fluttershy: "Twilight, I love you dearly. Of all my friends, you need to get laid. Please. Get laid. Calm down. Feel better. Stop Twilighting."
Rarity: "It's what I've been saying for years, darling."
Applejack: "Darn tootin'. Get laid, sugarcube. Maybe that'll even ya out."
Dash: "Go for it, Nerd!"
Pinkie: "YAY! Finally!"
Celestia: "Please do, Shepherd, Twilight."
Luna: "We agree! Plow her fields! Calm her down!"
Random Passerby: "I agree, and I've only known Princess Twilight for five minutes."
Shepherd: "... Easier than I thought, I guess-" Twilight grabs him and drags him off "URK!"
Twilight: "Come along! No time to waste~!"
... finally.
Discord: "How could all of you do this to me? What am I supposed to do for entertainment without my number-one source of chaos?!?"
For the Book Horse? Abso-frickin'-lutely!
You're welcome
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Thank you!
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Celestia: "Children of a human, my apprentice, and her chaotic friends?"
Cadance: "SHINY GET THE CAMERA!!!"
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"... Let me rephrase: how dare you do this, you are going to leave me without a job!"
*And at the end of an energetic and slightly awkward love making session, Twilight with her name frizzled and a manic smile closed her eyes and slowly exhaled and calmly looked over to Shepard.*
MMM... Oh yeah, the Girls and Princess Celestia were right that I needed to get laid. I hope you'll be this wild when I go into heat.
*Shepard looks at Twilight in growing concern.*
...What?
Lol
About time she got laid.
yes gooood
The Random Passerby was a nice touch... I'd imagine they'd be the kind of pony to walk through in the middle of someone's conversation, grab a beer, and give their input on the subject with no clue what's going on before leaving the room soon after.
All these random appearances made me think of this:
That random passerby.