Abortions: What would GLaDOS do? · 4:11am Jun 30th, 2022
GLaDOS
Fun Fact: You know bridges have been burnt when your own parents admit to wishing that they'd aborted you and were very much still considering it.
Get your sister pregnant...
Okay, mom and dad aren't... happpy, to say the least.
Refuse to get an abortion...
Okay, now it's just weird.
Parents wishing they'd aborted you, their son...
Okay, so I have this gun, so... mom and dad might not want to keep pushing the whole idea of ending a life or two, cause... I've got this loaded gun.
Good thing, I though ahead, right?
Hey! No contraceptive is one hundred effective. It says so right on the box.
So, don't say anything about not thinking ahead of time.
Now ask yourselves! What would GLaDOS do? Honestly?
...eh, she'd probably just use some form of nerve toxin, which I'm totally on board with, but that stuff is unbelievably expensive and dangerous.
