This story is a sequel to Traitor

Chaos is inconsistent by nature... even when it would prefer to be consistent.

Discord is afraid that his nature ensures he'll inevitably betray those he cares about again, someday, and he can't figure out how to stop himself. (Spoilers season 4 finale.)

Cover art is from the comics, edited and with background color changed by me. Progress Bar at my writing journal.

Jay Jepsen has recently found success as a children’s book author with his debut, “The Monster From My Closet,” the story of the unlikely friendship formed between a boy and a creature he found lurking in his room one fateful night. Returning to his old hometown, he is given permission by his childhood house’s latest owner to revisit the place he once called home. Upon finding his room, he decides to wait around to catch up with an old friend...

Closet pic found on Google, credit for Discord head belongs to MLP FiM: Discord Puppeteer by AlexCroft1991.

Discord's the only creature in Equestria who can recognize the human for what he is -- not the long-lost Seventh Element that never actually existed and couldn't have existed before the human arrived, but a meta-reality warper, an entity far more powerful than Discord with the power to warp the minds of all around him and the very rules of magic to make sure that he's always the Big Hero. And the role the human's assigned to Discord is the Villain to beat down or kill.

Pre-reform Discord's fine with being the villain. But on his own terms. Not dancing on some alien interloper's puppet strings.

Without friendship, or even allies, Discord's going to have to find a way to defeat a creature who can alter fate itself and who can even mind-control him. Or he may just end up worse than dead.

Art by Tenchi-Outsuno. Progress Bar at my writing journal.

Trigger warnings: Mind control (magically induced love, magically induced friendship, magically induced stupidity, Discord being Discord), noncon/dubcon (magically induced love, other forms of highly dubious consent), rape (female on male), violence/gore (mostly against Discord), literally everything in chapters 19-21, humans not being presented as unilaterally wonderful and superior to ponies and/or draconequui.

Princess Celestia has been alone for a very long time. So what happens when she decides to start getting back into the dating world? She starts a war with an unexpected pony for the love of a special somepony. It will be a while before the actual war starts so please wait and enjoy.

Specaial thanks to lonewolf3878 for the cover art.
Set in the Our new Queen Universe. You don't have to read that story to understand what is going on here. But If you want to go ahead that way some things make sense here. But this is a Discord Love story, when does it ever make sense?

Edited by Misty Dolphin 6/26/19

It's Guys' Night! OH YEAH! But when Big Mac betrays the sacred code "players before mares," the party is in for an adventure that's quite a bit... different.

Discord runs into Fluttershy at the market and ends up on a date! Celestia ends up dating an old friend/enemy who is reformed. Luna ends up with the stallion who saved her life. Twilight gets hitched with a guard. Will sparks fly? Will they hear wedding bells? Or will they each part their seperate ways? Find out in this goofy tale told by Discords point of view!

In time, all of Twilight Sparkle's friends have had to say their last goodbyes. And as the last of the original Cutie Mark Crusaders passes on, the Princess decides to send her off in grand fashion.

But after the party, the tears, and her newer friends have moved on, and Twilight is all alone once again, somecreature she once thought of as a friend decides to visit her for tea.

Memorial, or Desecration? Twilight might just have to decide tonight, on the loneliest night of her life...

Now with a Spanish Translation by Spaniard Kiwi.

Russian Translation by AngryShutty.

Chinese Translation by Hellagur

Instead of being defeated and turned to stone, Discord made peace with Equestria, opting to rule a land where condemn criminals and outcasts are banished to.

But of course, all things are relative. After all, Discord's tyranny is benevolent compared to the warring Queens, Daybreaker and Nightmare Moon

Probably the best thing to happen in Discord's long life was finding the magic of friendship. As much as the old Chaos Lord might complain, without it he would never have found so many that were dear to his heart.

When that heart finds itself empty, he comes to the Princess to ask a favor: allow him the opportunity to bring friendship to other dark hearts. All she has to do is lend him a statue.

The rest is in his chaotic claws.

Featured on 10/18/19, 10/22/19 and 10/25/19!

Featured in Equestria Daily on 6/18/2020 and in their 40 Fanfics to Read for Villain Day on 11/12/2020!

Reviewed here by Javarod!

Also reviewed by PresentPerfect with the rating of Highly Recommended! And it also made the Top 10 of 2020!

Death tag - no horrible murder, just a few mentions and the natural consequences of time.

Harmony is not as kind as one may think. Chaos is not quite so cruel, either. Nor is Harmony bad, or Chaos good. Entropy, dark Chaos, brings uncertainty and destruction. Tyranny, dark Harmony, brings fear and stagnation. Extropy, light Chaos, brings enjoyment and progress. Peace, light Harmony, brings comfort and stability.
Long before the first Hearth's Warming, two twins, a brother with his powers in Chaos and sister with her powers in Harmony, lived together in a cottage in a forest, each serving to balance the other and living happily.
Discord and Concordia, the children of the Guardian and the Allmother, are those of whom this tale tells. Read on to find the truth.

Thanks to NixWorld for the wonderful cover art! I love it so much!

EDIT: 4:31 PM MDT, 5/8/2019: Popular box! Thanks everyone so far! Not quite featured, but still amazing!