The palace is ancient. So it makes sense for Celestia and Luna to order a complete overhaul of the waterworks, especially since the old system has been making strange sounds within the walls. All they really wanted was to wash up without dealing with new leaks.

They didn't get it.

They weren't expecting the magical lasers either, but that's plumbing for you.

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Rated C for Crackfic.

An entry for the first monthly TwiLuna contest, with the prompt 'A Broken Crown'

After a long day's dusty work in the old castle, a trip to an old, secluded pool to wash off seems like a great idea. Only then does disaster choose to strike, spurring Luna into action to save Twilight from mortal danger, thrusting untold emotions into the daylight in a blur of fear and panic.

Twilight isn't quite herself. Luna is just the pony to help with that.

Inspired by the Nightmare Before Hearth's Warming event in the Gameloft mobile game.

After an argument with Twilight, Luna is out of sorts. Smasher, a clumsy colt with a penchant for breaking valuables, isn’t having the best day either.

TwiLuna.

The Grand Galloping Gala, the celebration of an entire year and all its progress, the celebration of Equestria and especially Canterlot. It's, ironically enough, rather unappreciated by both of the Princesses, although in differing ways. One of them finds herself coping with it in a rather fitting manner, and a certain someone else finds her in the act.

A (very) short story about two horses looking at twinkly things. What did you expect?

In a world now free of its past struggles, Luna is left to contemplate her place within modern Equestria. Though her mind is clouded by doubt, perhaps the light of her stars can show her the path to a brighter future.

Heck yeah, purple prose and fluff haha. An uplifting one-shot written for the TwiLuna "broken crown" contest prompt. Art by me.

A tale of miserable miser Princess Celestia and her transformation into a kind and caring benefactor after visits on one Christmas Eve from the Spirits of Christmas Past, Present, and Yet to Come.

More accurately: After an incredibly busy day, the kind and benevolent Princess Celestia just wants to sleep. Apparently, mysterious (and utterly unknowable) cosmic forces (spooky!) are going to visit her with visions regardless.

(Come inside and witness the literary butchery I visit upon a timeless classic. Hopefully the jokes will make you laugh at least once so I can use the distraction to escape.)

War is brewing in the northern reaches of Equestria.

Well, not really. Or at least, let’s hope not. Hearth’s Warming Eve is only a week away, and a war would really murder everypony’s holiday spirit.

Fortunately for Equestria, Princess Celestia has a plan to stop the war before it even gets started, just in time to save the holidays. Unfortunately for Princess Luna, her sister's absence means she has to dress up in a red suit, head over to the local mall, and listen to the children of Canterlot prattle on about their asinine wish-lists.

She'd rather be going to war.

Happy Jinglemas, Level Dasher!

Pre-reading thanks to Semillon, who is sensational, and Mousse, who is marvelous, and also provided the dope-as-hell cover art. Look at it. Looklooklook.

After you've tried to celebrate it enough times, a holiday might start to feel like nothing more than a group of traditions which all chose the same day to kick you. The bulk of Equestria may see the palace's annual gift-receiving ceremony as their chance to show how much they love their Solar princess, but Celestia mostly perceives it as something she has to get through without dying or actively longing for death. She's usually 50% successful, and most ceremonies end with her convinced it was the wrong half.

But maybe this year will be different.

One of them has to be.

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Cover art by BonesWolbach, used under open permission. Please contact him with any special background rendering requests.

One day, just like that, Celestia decides she's going to go mad with power.

Full-cast audiobook by Illya Leonov.

Edited by MrNumbers and Themaskedferret. Winner of FanofMostEverything's Imposing Sovereigns contest!

As seen on EQD and the Royal Canterlot Library.