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"Be good to yourself, because nobody else has the power to make you happy."

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Ever wondered why Cozy Glow is an evil filly? My sister brought it to my attention that she might only be wanting a home. I mean, we never see her parents in the series, so she's been alone.

Being alone with everypony staring at you is bound to drive somepony into madness.

But when Tirek comes by one day, her life starts to change in ways that shape how she is today.

Original songs/lyrics by me.

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Celestia and Luna didn't allow Discord to choose punishment for the Legion of Doom, after he had joined three villains and personified as Grogar. Twilight, after realizing that Discord will not be able to choose the punishment, she decides that she will try to reform the trio. It will not be easy. While she does this, the Mane 6 need to decide if they should forgive Discord after what he did.

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Apple Bloom asks her special somepony, Diamond Tiara, about the way she behaved in her youth. What follows is an illuminating conversation between two mares who've grown up, have learned from the past, and who're very much in love.

Rated T for: Moderate Language

Characters have been aged up a few years. Late teens/early 20s.

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This story is a sequel to Avatar: Legend of Diamond Tiara. Book 1: Harmony


Silver Spoon has embraced her role as the Avatar of Discord and Diamond has fallen... or so it seems. Is all hope truly lost? As the world of ponies and spirits begin to mix and ponies rise up to, once again, fight off the power of Discord, more questions arise and the true roles and destiny of the Avatar begins to take hold. Will this be the true end of Harmony, or just the beginning of a new world entirely? The final book in the Avatar series and the culmination of years of work, plotting and scheming awaits.

Image by Silfoe, Amazing work as always.
Special thanks to Angel_Bunny for editing the chapters for me.
Please enjoy!
Full collection:
Avatar the Last Alicorn:
Book 1.
Book 2.
Book 3.
Book 4.

Legend of Diamond Tiara:
Book 1.
Book 2.
Book 3.
Book 4.

Disclaimer: "Avatar: the Last Airbender" and all associated characters, storylines, and materials belong to Nickelodeon and were created by Bryan Konietzko and Michael Dante DiMartino.
My little pony: Friendship is magic and all associated characters, storylines, and materials belong to Hasbro, and was made incredibly awesome by Lauren Faust.

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Cozy Glow's plans failed. She was arrested and sentenced to imprisonment in Tartarus, sharing a cell with the likes of Tirek and locked away from the world. Everypony is in agreement that justice has been served, right?

Well, her parents aren't. What parent could ever stand by and allow their child to suffer all alone? And if Celestia won't listen... then they'll just have to take matters into their own hooves.

Inspired by the dobermans' A Letter to Cozy Glow's Parents. Special thanks to Telaros for proof-reading. Vectors for coverart: Sad Cozy :( | Dark Cozy >:3

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Equestria has been saved once again from an evil villain trying to drain all of its magic. The vile villain has been sentenced to Tartarus, so that she may never again harm other ponies with her evil.

However, Celestia didn't quite expect the villain to be a nine year old filly.

Or that she'd have to actually tell the filly's parents.

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Some things can't be changed.

Starlight believes otherwise.


Now part of the Royal Canterlot Library.
Inspired by the original art by Plainoasis.
Edited by Jack of a Few Trades, JackRipper, ROBCakeran53, Flutterpriest, and Enigmatic Otaku.

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Twilight takes Spike to the optometrist to see how bad his eyesight has gotten.

Entry to the FimFic Feghoot Festival.

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I've never been good with ponies. Honestly, I would have been happy just being with my parents for the rest of my life. That all changed when they sent me to normal school. No, I didn't get better with ponies. But I did find someone who was just as bad as me. There was just one thing though. My soul was pure white, untouched by darkness and evil. Her soul was pure black, and only knew darkness and evil. She was a monster, and she wanted me to be hers and only hers.

And I loved every bit of it.

My name is Silver Spoon, and this is how I met a true monster, and how that monster became my best friend, and eventually more.

This is how I met Diamond Tiara...


Cover art by GSphere

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Apparently, she possesses the auspicious accolade of having the most lewds of any fictional character. For once, Twilight was not pleased to learn something.

Now with a video reading!

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