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For all of the apologies meant to be said but never spoken, God made me to fill the hole. I'm sorry if this is annoying

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After yet another unproductive meeting with several citizens, Mayor Mare comes to the realization that she and Ponyville would both be much better off were she not mayor. Unfortunately for her, the powers that be seem to want to keep her. No matter; she'll make Ponyville get rid of her! To that end, she tries every trick she can think of to make ponies angry. Luckily, Twilight Sparkle has offered to help, bringing this crazy idea she read about in some book somewhere called "democracy". How could it go wrong?

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Who knew Princess Celestia had formal control over all aspects of language in Equestria? Who knew she would randomly ban a critical punctuation mark? Twilight Sparkle sure didn't. Now with Equestria as she knew it collapsing around her without the almighty comma she must try to convince the Princess to restore sanity to the written word.

Warning: Contains fourth-wall breakage and meta humor plus intentional grammar mauling.

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This story is a sequel to Comma Comma


many years have passed since the last time royal prerogative was used to ban a vital part of written language. regrettably, it has happened again. for reasons known only to her, princess celestia has banned capital letters, and this time twilight sparkle cannot turn to spike for help/blame. instead, she seeks assistance from starlight glimmer. it goes about as well as you would expect.

warning: contains intentional grammar-mauling, fourth-wall breakage, and desu.

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This story is a sequel to Ponyville Holds An Election


A year after Ponyville's first and only (botched) election resulted in Mayor Mare staying in a job she often dislikes, she has become quite the lush. One day, Spike – tired of his thankless existence under Twilight Sparkle – walks in on the mayor while she is inebriated. After throwing caution to the wind by allowing an underage dragon to imbibe, the two begin to rant about their issues. Mostly Twilight.

Updates intermittently, whenever I can come up with a decent story.
Note: All chapters can stand on their own, because I hate cliffhangers just as much as you.

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