What does a college football player have in common with a nerdy physicist?
After one little 'accident' in the lab, the world would never be the same.
"Hondo Flanks, also known as Magnum, and Cookie Crumbles, also known as Betty Bouffant, are the married unicorn parents of Rarity and Sweetie Belle." -- the main MLP fan wiki, see included link. The most popular MLP fanart website agrees. (link) Why fimfiction.net doesn't seem to have a proper character tag for this guy, I have no idea. Now fimfiction.net has a tag for Hondo Flanks, thanks!
(This story happens to be part of the "Ancestral Tribute" contest/event.)
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