Twilight Sparkle has found evidence of another Element. But when she receives a letter from Celestia telling her to cease investigations, Twilight gets real suspicious real fast.
Meanwhile, Artemis Fowl the Second is about to find himself in a nightmare.

Rated Teen for safety and possible innuendos/suggestive or vulgar language.

TLG spoilers, although some events are different. MMC non-compatible.

If you have any problems with how I write, please fell free to write a letter to:
Mr. Idontcare
420 Suckaflaredone Ave.
GTFO City, NO 0010

My name is Twilight Sparkle, and 350 years ago, Sweetie Belle and I vanished without a trace.
Now here we are, in the future.
Equestria has become a utopia, with everypony living in peace and harmony.
Everything is perfect. All a pony could ever want, and more.
My name is Twilight Sparkle, and I want to go home.

Editing provided by Stereo_Sub and JustAnotherTimeLord.

Cover art courtesy of Geomancing.

Reading by lieilengi

Spanish translation by Spaniard Kiwi

Twilight Sparkle is a unicorn, and she has a problem...

After a late start, Spike, Fluttershy, and Pinkie Pie are left behind as Applejack, Twilight, Rarity, and Rainbow Dash catch the train to Canterlot. Pinkie suggests to go into the library and take Twilight's spare chariot in the lab. When the three uncover the peculiar looking chariot, and find a weird drink next to it. After convincing Fluttershy to drink it, the three fly in the chariot, only for Fluttershy to go unbelievably fast. The next thing they know, they're somewhere else, somewhere cold, primitive, oddly familar. Can these three get...well, back to the future without messing up history?

Pinkie Pie, "Hey Fluttershy, you gotta back this thing up, we don't have enough road to get to 88."

Fluttershy, "Roads?" She stopped to think for a moment. "I'm a pegasus, I've never needed roads."

Waking up in an alternate universe in which you are a supervillain can be hard.

Finding out your friends are rebels trying to kill or overthrow you isn't very easy to deal with either.

But trying to solve the situation? That's a real horn cracker.

The fourth wall has been broken. In fact, comlpetely destroyed. Pinkie, Rainbow Dash, and Lyra pop out of a portal and try to make peace with us humans. How does the government handle the aliens? How does Celestia handle diplomacy? Why does one army General think something is amiss? Will any human notice before it's too late?

One-shot, no gore or anything, it's not that dark. Was meant to be a one-shot, but continuing it slowly.

Really! It's not! An epic space battle between Zim and Dib leaves them both (plus GIR and Gaz) stranded on a strangely Earth-like alien planet on the other side of a wormhole. Now Invader and Defender of Earth must work together with the strange natives to get back to their precious Earth, or will they be too busy being at each other's throats? Or will that just be Gaz at Dib's throat? At least this wormhole didn't have a walnut-eating moose... or does it?

Rainbow Dash has a gift for Twilight. Remember when Twilight taught Rainbow Dash to love books? Rainbow dash plans on repaying the favor by getting Twilight to like a sport.

While it begins as a matter of just 'Making Rainbow Dash happy', after seeing how truly competitive the dueling club is, will Twilights competitive side come out to defend her pride?

(NOTE: Slight amount of inspiration from the Dueling Club in Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets, but this is not a crossover)

A typical cliché Trixie and Twilight story, where Trixie shows up at Twilight's library one day, asking for help. Only with a little twist.

Sorry that this delayed the Twixie series somewhat. I just really wanted to write a story involving filly Trixie and Twilight so much :3