Princess Twilight and Co. journey to Everfree Castle to begin preparations for the lavender alicorn's housewarming party. Their trip, however, is cut short by the titular creature's awakening from its slumber in the Everfree Forest. Can our heroes defeat the cartoon peril? Will the animator have a sudden heart attack? Will Angel take up the role he was destined to play? Will the Holy H. Grenade be utilized at long last? Is the author completely insane?

If you want to know then read the story! Don't make me sing the Song of Ni to you!

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Twilight discovers that a new tea shop has opened up in Ponyville with an owner a bit on the tyrannical and overlordy side. However, business seems to be booming, even if the proprietor is still totally evil... with his prices!

Big thanks to my editors Majin Syeekoh, Skeeter The Lurker, and Themaskedferret for all their wonderful help!

The awesome cover art can be found here.

Can Twilight Sparkle stop the new menace that's suddenly taking control of her beloved home?

Spoilers: No

When the Bearers race forth from Ponyville on an official mission, somepony has to take over on their day jobs. For Fluttershy, that's usually Snowflake.

But he's not available right now, so today, it's going to be a Sherman tank.

Don't worry. I'm sure nopony will ever notice the difference.

(Inspired by this story. Rated MC for MetaCrack.)

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And here's a reading!

Warning; This is not to be taken seriously, and the degree by which humans win (spoilers) has been amplified for the purpose of comedy.
Have you been reading a 'Human/Pony War' fic and been wondering how the ponies are putting up a fight with medieval level weapons and magic, while we have firearms, nuclear weapons, armies the size of their entire population and most importantly, years and years of perfecting the art of war. This is how an actual human/pony war would go.... with comedy.
9/11/14- FUGGIN A, I GOT FEATURED! Holy crap I go to sleep after sending it for submission, wake up, check it, pretty good support, I go to school, come back and I have hundreds of comments, favorites and 10 new people followed me
10/11/14- Christ, we're 3 likes away from 1,000.

Many ponies claim to be the Seventh Element of Love/Honor/Fluffy Kittens/Whatever, all in the name of superficial love and glory. Many seek to fight monsters, to claim famous mares as their lovers, or to just stroke their egos. Enough for the Powers That Be to notice.

Chuck Norris is not happy.

Chuck Norris is going to slap roundhouse kick a filly.

Incredible thanks to Regidar and ThatOneWriter for helping me out by prereading it!

Special thanks to Manes for giving me the inspiration I needed to finish this!

Princess Celestia orders the invasion of Earth. Things don't go as planned.

Luna and Celestia hunt The Derpy. Things get out of hand.

Authors Note:
Dear Cerulean Voice,
Happy birthday to you.
Happy birthday to you.
I'm so-rry that this sucks-sss.
Butit'sreallyyourfaultfornottellingmeuntilthedaybeforeyourbirthdayandbecauseoftimezonesIhadevenlesstimetowritethis.
But please don't be mad at me; have a good one!

Cheers, bro!

Now has a reading!

Oh, and awesome image link.

Twilight's friends have been cordially invited to attend her housewarming party at Everfree Castle, to which they're all very excited. However, they're stopped by the bridge's new keeper, who won't let them pass unless they answer all of his questions correctly. Can the ponies do just that, or will they be subjected to eternal peril as a consequence for failing?

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9/25/2015 - New edits made to adhere to fimfic's guidelines regarding original vs lifted content.

In a world where right is wrong, and might is king... Trixie Lulamoon will fight to survive... Or make a new band to win first place in the second battle of the bands at Canterlot High. Whichever comes first. But, this time she'll need a new band; new friends; and a winning attitude... Which Trixie has spades of in the last one. Now all that remains is to build a band that trumps "Trixie and the Illusions", and can stomp out the "Rainbooms".

Easy.

But why? Why would Trixie and all of Canterlot High subject themselves to another battle of the bands so soon?

A... Life time... Supply... Of... Peanut... Butter... Crackers.

Remake of a story by the same name.

Equestria Girls Universe.