Rainbow Dash doesn't like anypony touching her hooves for a reason. While at a slumber party at Rarity's, Rainbow's closest friends are about to find out just what that reason is. She only wished that it was simply about getting the hiccups.

Zombies, zombies, and more zombies! Zombie sensation is sweeping the nation! Even Equestria isn't immune from these dead hands' clutches! What happens when a young mare with everything to prove and nopony to prove it to must fight to survive? Funny stuff, that's what. Also sad. Yeah, lots of sad. Starspot's always been a loner, but now, she's just plain alone. Join her on her adventure through New Equestria (exactly one hundred thirty-seven years after the events of the show) as she tries to survive, and maybe get to the bottom of the strange phenomenon.

I'm Griffin, not much else to it. I've been bullied most of my life, which left me bitter and sarcastic. I'm a closet brony. What? You think I'm just gonna go out and tell a world that hates me that I watch a cartoon intended for little girls? I don't feel like giving the punks at school any more ammo. That's when cosmic powers decide I need to take a trip to my favorite fantasy land. But all is not sunshine and rainbows and it certainly won't be after I'm done with it. Equestria from the point of view of an extremely pissed off teenager, with a twist. Rust, the author of 'The Ballad of Echo the Diamond dog' is awesomesauce enough to have a cross over between our stories. Carnelian is a boss when it comes to art. Part of the 'Chess Game of the Gods'.

Violence, gratuitous swearing, and sexual themes. Reader discretion is advised.

a fight for life! Pend lives in Ponyville, she has a crush on a colt that lives next door. she had a nice life, a job a crush, but that all changed one night. know she has to fight to survive, and fight for the colt she loves. Green Star the Handsome Colt. lives next to Pend. well they find a way to live, or find there death in the jaws of the undead?

this fanfic is for teens. it has mild violence, alcohol and drug, and slight language.

I will add mane charters as the story hose on.

owner NOTE: i fixed the story, the stuff was all mixed up.

She was given an odd name and an odd cutie mark to match.. A most misunderstood alicorn, from back in the days alicorns were plentiful. This is what happened to pretty much all of the alicorns.
Some say she is merely an old ponies tale, but if you ask Princess Luna or Princess Celestia, she was all too real.

The Pie family are going on a holiday!... To Granny Pie's the next farm over. But a storms brewing, and as friendly as Granny Pie is, her house is just a spooky place to be at night in a storm. Pinkie imagination get the better of her, and she get scared. Luckily for her, it Granny to the rescue!

Twilight and the gang investigate a meteor that crashed into Sweet Apple Acres orchard. When they arrive at the crash site a strange energy field latched on to Twilight's horn and activated her teleport magic beaming them to the world of Nazi Zombies.

Just so as to avoid the obvious "This doesn't make sense in Equestria." comments i should add the idea that i'm imagining Equestria as we know it having a lot of geographically similar locations to those in our world since its already been implied in the show. Additionally the whole mention of WWII that i make having happened in Equestria could have happened just under different pretenses such as insane Luna loyalists sparking a rebellion to throw the world into war in the hopes of overthrowing Celestia. Or she may have been drained for an extended time after her banishing of Luna and had to spend an extended time absent of the world other than her duty of raising the sun and moon.

During that time there could have been any number of wars waged over Luna and Celestia's actions.

WARNING: EXTREME LANGUAGE AND HOMOPHOBIC/RACIST SLURS. The views expressed by my characters are not my views. If you're easily offended by a piece of comedy, don't read. If you complain about it being offensive, then you're obviously not listening to me.

We're on Chapter 1. The majority of the major characters ahve not appeared yet. If this goes against the site rules, inform me and I will edit accordingly.

R. Lee Ermey wakes with a splicing headache. Where is he? He'll soon find out.

R. Lee Ermey crashed into Ponyville.

Join Ermey and the mane 6 as they work through a series of wacky adventures comparable to absolutely horrendous movies like 'Click', 'Jack and Jill' and 'AnyAdamSandlerMovieEverMade'. A completely nonsensical, fic. Written for the pure enjoyment of those mindless sheep who watch Fox News and Family Guy. Sorry Adam Sandler, Fox News and Family Guy fans. But your sense of comedy is just as terrible as mine. So we're all together in this one.

There are two types of ponies in the world; those that read love stories...and those that write their own.

Rainbow Dash and Applejack have been friends for years. But after a seemingly harmless game in the orchard awakens Rainbow Dash's deeper feelings for her friend Applejack, she is determined to ensure that her friend has a special somepony for Hearts and Hooves Day. But what will Dash do when that pony isn't her? Can she stand on the sidelines and watch her friend find happiness without her? Can Dash find the answers she needs in the latest tale of Daring Do?

Cover image credit goes to RainbowDerp98

And be sure to check out the sequel, Where Would Rainbow Dash?

Several days after having a terrible nightmare, Scootaloo takes her final exam at the Cloudsdale Flight Academy, and with the help of Rainbow Dash gains insight into the nature of her own character as well as knowledge of the deepest secrets of the Rainbow Factory.
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