It was one of those cold winter nights when Pinkie Pie decided to show up at Twilight's new castle with the entire gang of friends. Sure, Twilight wanted to spend time with her studies, but NOPE! So instead, she has to play host when she doesn't want to, and in the middle of it all, somepony took the conversation down a dark path. One where everypony has an opinion and nopony is right. Fetishes are brought up, and nothing will ever remain the same again. Probably.

Rated Teen for sexual innuendo and straight up discussion of fetishes.
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