While in the midst of its daily musings, Canterlot's mountain finds its focus drawn to a single stranger studying one of its slopes.

Trigger warning: long monologues.

Princess Celestia and Kim Jong Un engage in peace talks because what in the hell is wrong with me.

Only the most recent in a slowly-increasing list of incredibly dumb ideas that keep popping into my head. This story was created simply because of the title that a friend of mine came up with.

The gentleman criminal kingpin, Dapper Moon, had finally been captured, but with the use of ninjas, bribes, and the occasional bit of common sense the fiend escaped. Now he is holed up in his evil lair, an old zebra temple in the Badlands.

Celestia weighs her options, and chooses Flash Sentry to be the one to hunt him down. The question remains, is Flash Sentry a bad enough dude to get the job done?