Cheese Sandwich had always loved being the traveling party pony he was. He'd been doing it for nearly forty years, but still had the energy and joy in his heart to continue. There was no challenge he couldn't overcome, no party he couldn't throw, and no pony he would disappoint. However, when a new, strange cheesy sense brings him back to Ponyville, he discovers a party he never thought he'd have to plan...

"Howdy, it's Applejack. Sorry I missed your call, leave a message after the beep and I'll get back to you as soon as I can!"

Why isn't Applejack answering her phone?

And why is her inbox so full?

A short story told through voicemails.

pre-read/edited by PegaSista101

Celestia trips.

Now with a reading by PonyStemCell!

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When the guards find a foal crying in the city streets, they bring him to Celestia's attention. Soon after, It becomes apparent he has fallen through every crack in Equestria's society. Feeling she has failed the colt, Celestia takes him into her own home.

Special thanks to my editors: ersmiller and Rinnaul and to my comrades in crazy ideas Exelzior and BionicBrony.