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EpicMuttonChops


just a panromantic asexual demiboy writing about ponies. Anon is lazy character writing, and if they're a character, you need to buck up and get creative

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While on her way home from a day with her friends, Apple Bloom runs into Twilight on a trip to Zecora's hut. After insisting to join her, little Apple Bloom gets lost in the woods after chasing a mysterious mare hiding amongst the poison joak. She stumbles upon a town completely isolated within the Ever Free Forest, but something about this town just doesn't feel right...

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Adagio has lost all direction and ambition in her life and is constantly sliding in and out of depression. After yet another sleepless night, she visits her favorite coffee shop to think about what she really wants.


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Leaving Carousel Boutique the morning before he and Yona are set to debut their latest fashion line, Sandbar finds himself thinking about life, love, the future, and what his relationship with Yona might mean in a larger, universal sense.

Unfortunately, thinking's not the sort of thing that usually turns out well for him.

The original version of this story placed second in the 131st Writeoff, Cutting Corners.

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Every year, Princess Twilight puts on a Hearth's Warming Party at her castle. Good times are had by all, and this year it pays host to one very special guest in a certain talkative Kirin. Applejack's idea, for the record. Laughs are sure to result, right?

Well, maybe that and possibly a few other things. Applejack would have been a foolish mare not to have noticed that Autumn once sang about being trapped in a silent prison with only the voices in her head for company. And if Starlight has anything to say about it, Autumn won't have to suffer alone...

(Featured on 12/16/19, 12/17/19)

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Shining Armor has become an alicorn for some reason, and with no explanation available ponies assume ascendancy is sexually transmitted. Much to Twilight's irritation.


No actual sexually explicit content here, but there are references and some minor bad language.

This was a request for a patron, and was veiwable earlier for said patrons. Head over here if you want a chance of getting a story like this for just 5$!

Brought to you by the donations for my mom! (Find out more about that here.)

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Like what I do? Consider supporting me on Patreon www.patreon.com/Godzillawolf?... or Ko-Fi: ko-fi.com/godzillawolf

Made the Popular Stories list! (12/15/2019)

A rewrite Mysterious Mare-Do-Well intended to fix the problems people had with the episode. Not a revenge or accusation fic.

This was fun to write as I love fix fics and am rather tired of the constant Mare-Do-Well accusation and revenge fics. So doing an actual fix fic rewriting the episode seemed like a lot of fun.

Thanks to Alexwarlorn for commissioning this!

My Little Pony belongs to Hasbro!

Thanks to Ambris for the cover art!

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Ever since Rainbow Dash introduced Sunset to the human world’s version of the Daring Do series she has been an active member of the fan community. After spending countless hours in the Daring Do fansite’s Eris server, she’s made many friends, but there is only one that she feels a real connection with. The user who goes by the name “Gr0ss1y Incandescent”. Turns out this same User she’s been crushing happens to be her counterpart.

Punk Rock Prom Queen Presents a tale of self-love taken to its hilariously logical conclusion.

Featured on 2/1/18


My entry into Aragon's Comedy (is serious business) Contest under the prompt we learned something narcissistic.

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The scariest, most intimidating and powerful creatures of the everfree have come together to discuss the one true monster of the forest. Zecora.


This was done as a request by one of you! If you want a story like this as well, head over to my patreon I do monthly request draws there!

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While burying Rarity in the sand at the beach, Applejack finds out a very important piece of information.

Random Rarijack, once again. Enjoy.

Edit: featured 12/14/19 🤘

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The world's changed since Harmony broke, and the Megacorps have risen. One mare, one Runner, finds a job too valuable to pass up. Its a simple job, a milk run: Jack into the Matrix of Fillydelphia, and follow the signs. Sometimes street legends make rookie mistakes. Tonight was one of them. And its just going to get more interesting from here.

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This one is a personal favorite of mine. I've always enjoyed cyberpunk, and always played a Decker in Shadowrun (even when they made any slot with a commlink a hacker in 4th edition,) so I had to do my own take on the setting at some point. After all, the setting is probably the best part of Shadowrun. This is a fairly straight crossover with some twists, if you're familiar with Shadowrun you'll probably be able to make most of the connections the moment they're presented. We really need more Shadowrun crossovers on here. Hope you all enjoy!

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