Me: Mature, sometimes funny, smart I guess, shit author. Horses: Vinyl is best cartoon horse, Bookhorse is best Mane 6. Interwebs: Reddit, XBox, Steam. GTX 980 is what I use to game. Some PSN.
When a boy squirrel and a girl squirrel love each other very much, Fluttershy decides to conduct a marriage for them on the most beautiful fields in Canterlot. But alas, President Obama had to golf there.
It had been a year since Twilight had heard of anything from Trixie since the Alicorn Amulet incident. Unexpectedly, she receives a letter saying that her so called "rival" has tragically died and is requested to be at her funeral.
Arnold Schwarzenegger comines forces with a movie director, to make a glorious comback in Hollywood. Little does he know, he slips into a time machine prop that transports him into Equestria by accident. How will he get back home?
Church, finally freed from his stone prison after a month of having Discord trapped in his mind along with him, must readjust to the pony world with nothing but twisted memories, as well a group of equally twisted friends.
What happens when the Reds and Blues finally get Church out of the Epsilon unit? Caboose decides he wants a turn in the unit, of course! What happens next? Well let's just say he always did say he wanted a pony, now he has a world full of them.