This story is a sequel to Friendship Is Cynical

The cynical bastard, formerly known as Ryan Curtis, was no more. That person had died and been left to rot, leaving someone else in his place.
Rusty Nails, a human that finally broke free of his past, has found happiness over the years and is ready to start enjoying life. However, the mistakes of his former self have started to haunt him. Even while assuming a new identity, the memories of who he was before would occasionally resurface, plaguing his mind and tormenting him mercilessly.
After all this time of adventuring and discovering the man hidden beneath the monster, he is finally ready to return to his old home and make amends for all of the wrongs that his former self had committed. Unknown to him; There's more than just a few hurt feelings to make up for.

FEATURED: 9/9/18
FEATURED AGAIN: 12/15/18
FUUUUUUUUUU: 2/5/19
I HAVE ASCENDED: 4/28/19
BARELY SOBER ENOUGH TO REGISTER: 11/1/19
I'M JUST GONNA STOP NOW: 1/21/20
I LIED!!!: 12/12/20

This story is a sequel to The Perfect Mate; Twilight Saga

It's been a good while since Ryan and Twilight had gotten married and the years have been good to them. Even after being together for so long though, the spark between them that kept things alive never seemed to die. One might beg to ask the question; How?
Ryan's way of doing it is as simple as it is difficult. Keep her happy, but keep her guessing. And never lose your sense of adventure and mystery. Because love is a fire; mystery will keep it burning, but adventure will keep it alive.

[Just a sweet little Valentines short]