Someone realizes that the dastardly trio would have more use doing a bit of community service, as opposed to having the three act as a pigeon roost for all eternity...

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In one timeline, Discord decided that the best way to get a group of villains to learn friendship was to pretend to be a spooky old goat and strongarm them into trying to conquer Equestria together.

This would turn out to be a terrible plan.

In another timeline, Discord took five seconds to actually think and run this plan by someone else before jumping in head first. Maybe the cashier at Whinndy’s wasn't the best pony to ask for advice, but he loved the plan she suggested even more.

It too, was a terrible plan.

Cover art provided by Mutter_Butter

Princess Celestia woke up late and on the wrong side of the bed. When you're responsible for raising the sun each morning, sleeping in is never an option. Her majesty's day continues on the wrong hoof with argumentative advisers and a misbehaving draconequus until she snaps and decides she needs an escape.

Princess Celestia finds that escape in a mysterious trap door that sits in the castle basement. A door that should not exist and defies all logical explanation. When Celestia enters the hatch, she finds herself not somewhere else, but some-who else...

This story is a sequel to Li'l Chryssy

You witnessed my first escapade and I will admit, I didn't have a well thought out plan.

I was quite stab happy after all...💀

Anyways, I do have a foal-pwoof plan and it will work this time!

I will escape, I will seek my wevenge.

And I won't be alone...👶

GUARD'S WARNING: the following tale contains heinous acts of adorability. This story outweighs its predecessor in terms of pweciousness and has caused test audiences to become physically edible.

Enter at your awwww-n risk.

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For her crimes against Canterlot, Queen Chrysalis is stripped of her sinister powers and reduced to a harmless, stubborn little foal, left in the care of the royal guards until she willingly reforms.

But even in this powerless state, nothing will stop the rogue changeling's quest for vengeance.

Even if she's put in time out...

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Celestia is trying on a new bikini. A very small bikini. Luna is against such a lewd display but Celestia persists. They go to the beach where Celestia sets out to gauge the reaction.

Rated Teen for sexual references and brief strong language.

Cover and interior art by me.

Not long after the events of the 'Crystalling', the Crystal Heart is stolen by Queen Chrysalis, hoping to use the bottomless reservoir of love energy contained within. After she consumes the artefact, Chrysalis now produces endless waves of love. She hopes that her subjects will never go hungry again. However, things don’t turn out exactly as planned, leading to some unforeseen consequences for her waistline, and Equestria as a whole.
Set in a AU season 6.

This is a 7000 word commission for UntakenUsername12345
Cover art by Lupin Quill, Commissioned by UntakenUsername12345

This story contains:
-Fat
-Weight Gain - Chubby to Continent-Sized Blob
-Bad-End - dealing with rather more serious topics than some of my other pieces do - discretion is advised
-Very mild swearing

Chrysalis' invasion lasts only a whopping five seconds before she surrendered. All according to plan.

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When Bon Bon decided to pull some strings and get Lyra appointed as the Maiden of Morsels, an old and no longer used position as part of the castle staff, she only did it as a favour to her wife, knowing her passion for food. She did not expect the unicorn to take it as far as she did. Still, Lyra herself seemed to quite enjoy her situation.

A giftmission for White-eyed Vireo, who also came up with the title. Cover art done by EqlearQ.

Ever since Grogar brought Tirek, Cozy Glow, and Queen Chrysalis together, they haven't spent a lot of time doing evil like they wanted. In fact, Grogar mostly has them hanging out in a cave underground. With the boredom that comes with it, the three of them have to find ways to pass the time.

Written for the Cozy Glow contest.