Need some pictures for the rustling? Here's some that are useful for many occasions.
All are from KnowYourMeme's archive!
Just right-click, click "Copy image URL", paste into "Insert Image" while making a comment, and their jimmies shall be rustled more fully.
Feel free to add as much more jimmy-rustling pictures as you would like! The more jimmy-rustling the merrier!




















Here's some jimmy-rustling copypasta:
What the gorilla did you just fucking say about gorillas, you little gorilla? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Gorilla Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret gorilla raids on Al-Gorilla, and I have over 300 confirmed gorillas. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top gorilla in the entire US armed gorillas. You are nothing to me but just another gorilla. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the gorilla? Think again, gorilla. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of gorillas across the USA and your gorilla is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, gorilla. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your gorilla. You're fucking dead, gorilla. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my gorilla hands. Not only am I extensively trained in gorilla combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Gorilla Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little gorilla. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "gorilla" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking gorilla. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the gorillas, you goddamn gorilla. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, gorilla.

How about:

BECAUSE JIMMIES

What the gorilla did you just fucking say about gorillas, you little gorilla? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Gorilla Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret gorilla raids on Al-Gorilla, and I have over 300 confirmed gorillas. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top gorilla in the entire US armed gorillas. You are nothing to me but just another gorilla. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the gorilla? Think again, gorilla. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of gorillas across the USA and your gorilla is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, gorilla. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your gorilla. You're fucking dead, gorilla. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my gorilla hands. Not only am I extensively trained in gorilla combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Gorilla Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little gorilla. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "gorilla" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking gorilla. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the gorillas, you goddamn gorilla. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, gorilla.

Jimmies will be rustled
Jimbobs will be flustered
Jeremies will be toustled
Jellies will become unstable
Stars will be spangled