I want to see someone do a fic where Twilight gets a summer job at a uhaul center. As someone that works at uhaul I can guarantee that a pony as neurotic and schedule dependent as Twilight will completely loose her shit on the first day at work.

If customers are not returning there rentals three days early then they bring them back three days late. And don't get me started on the storage unit late fees.

5670314 not to mention the mental scarring from when she had those items dropped on her head