Robert Downey Jr and Keanu Reeves look kinda alike, don't they? You only really notice it in movies starring both. So, that one Philip Dick based movie, I guess. Also maybe Argo. Heh, that Ayatollah Khomeini, always the kidder! It's funny, my spellcheck corrected that name. It was already on it! And yet, I had to add both brony and Inglip to it. Some damn spellcheck this is, but I suppose it came with the computer, I shouldn't complain. Fnord. And here I am rambling, where are my manners? This is a forum for mature, intellectual discussion. Except for when it isn't. Just, I dunno, worship Discord or whatever it is you 'people' (and I use the term loosely) do all day. Get the fuck out of my face.

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I'm sorry! Come back, I didn't mean it! We can be friends! I wanna be friends! Joining this cult fun group of people having a good time will be the best thing that's ever happened to you. When Equestria invades, and humanity is put on trial and found guilty of being tainted by chaos, you can die happily, knowing that you contributed to the ruling. Fnord.

Shut up and kiss me!

Links for the uninitiated:
Principia Discordia
A band you've never heard of, but I like, and I'm always right, so you should too.

I'm giving you a long leash, don't die of auto-erotic asphyxiation. Or if you do, invite me.

Non-sequiter.