So the other day I was walking down the street, right? And I see this old lady hitting a kid with her cane, so I walk up to her and push her down. So she falls facefirst and breaks her nose, right? And then this cop guy walks up to me and says he's taking me in for hitting the old lady, and I'm like 'bitch! I be saving this kid!' But he doesn't care, and I end up in jail and paying a fine. Then I find out that the kid was trying to steal the woman's purse.

Humans suck so much! I mean, the old lady hit a kid, the kid stole from old lady, the cop was a corrupt bastard, and I pushed an old lady! This is proof that humans suck!

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agreed