And it sees that yer boss is tryin' ta hurt Tia-Tia and Woona. The Psychopath will not tolerate that. So, to compromise, JELL-O BOMBS! *starts hurling jell-o balls from the clouds*

YATATATATATATATATATATATATA! *some jello bombs have (LUNA) on them* ILLOGIC FOR EVERYPONY! ILLOGIC FOR COPPER GALLEY!

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ALL SHIPS RETURN FIRE AND FIRE AT WILL!!

1101525 I am protected with bread armor!

I counter with melunz!

1101532 all ships reload anti bread armour piercing explosive shells and fir again at will!

1101540 Your bread shells can't pierce...TWO PIECES OF BREAD! *holds two baguettes and flicks the shells off. Appears out of nowhere and starts to river dance on your head*

1101552 ok then release the fucking XENOMORPHS!!!

if you wernt fucked before you are now

all ships continue firing absolute fucking everything even the squrriles!!

1101564 *grabs a xeno and starts dancing with it, before suddenly having a soccer uniform and kicking it far away* Dat was a good golf play. I release da tyranids!

i need fucking back up here guys!!!!!

1101583 You can't. I've pushed them into far-downs.

1101605
lel

TAKE THAT MAGIC PHYSICS

1101667
Pfff. Illogic is not magic. YOU HAVE FAILED THE TEST!

1101679
Who said I was talking about the Illogic? Your ego.

1101682 ? --->

1101697
One g. (not 9.81)

we need more men in here now!!!!!!

1101702 ? --->
1101704 There are no men here. Only the talking mushrooms.

1101786

I summon five Ezio Auditore da Firenzes! Attack my loyal Assassins!

1101873 *throws a boulder*

Richard, HALP!

*Fwooshes boulder*

"You can thank me now."

*observes dead assassins* *sighs* Just...just kill him...*points at The Psychopath*

1101917 OH! I know you. You're that guy...who does stuff...*steals his arms and wears them as antlers* I am a pretty flower. *eyes spread apart*

1101937

1102015 I use WATER!

1102022 *takes head and throws it in a basketball hoop*

Are you ready, The Psychopath? Because this is coming for you.

and this...

and this...

and just because...
an arrow to the face.

1102060

Richard picks up head.

"Well, that wasn't very nice."

1101810

1102070 *scratches butt* I thought you said there was supposed to be something scary?

1102078 Hahah! Illogic cannot die. Silly breadlock.

1102083

I said nothing about scary. That was you. Just now.

Oh, I forgot. OPEN FIRE!

1102083

You're the guard.

One moment, Jesus is calling about you.

1102083

1102096 Cool! *pulls out own heart* Hmm. Looks like a strawberry.

1102199

Tastes like one too. You should try it.

1102219 *wipes mouth* What do you mean? *steals your head again*

"Well..." Disembodied head begin to speak.

*2 hours later*

" And that's how Equestria was made!"

1102236 *fell asleep the second he said well*

Ya'll declared war on me old friend Psychopath... and broke the tech rules!

You fools!

UNLEASH THE FLEET!

Scramble the A-10s!

Activate the House Party Protocol!

Release the Weeping Angels!

Hire the A-Team!

Call in every Batman that ever was!

And there's one more friend of mine I'd like you to meet.

Yeah, the Battalion's pretty screwed right about now.

1102267 *Slams pumpkin house on you* I was waiting for Copper Galley to come ooouuuuuut.

1102261

*murders in sleep* *tells story to corpse* *revives corpse* *tells story again* *leaves*

1102304 Why are you talking to that dead body?

1102316 *breaks with hair* I am Illogic. *sterns*

1102281 Don't worry, if we don't already have his attention, I'll send in Loki to go get him.

1102325

Richard doesn't need logic. Wait a second...Well played, Psychopath, well played. *slow clap*

Say Richard, what do you...Goddammit.

You know what? Ragequit.

I leave my armies in Semper Fidelis's capable hands.

1102333 Oh, I don't think Loki'd like to see me right now.

1102351 That's easy. It equals potato.

I still await Copper Galley.

1102479 As do I. Hear me, infidels! Let your would-be 'king' come and meet us! The longer we must wait, the more fearsome forces we shall add to our attack! For the already-unacceptable delay, I send against you...

...a Special Weapons Dalek!

Your 'king' continues to delay! This will not be tolerated! To ensure that Iron Galley receives this summons, we have set upon you a squadron of...

...Droidekas!

1103650 Hmm, A-10s, droidekas, a Special Weapons Dalek, James Bond... explain to me how you're still standing.

1102479 He's not here right now I guess I'll have to try to beat The psychopath don't think I'll win though. . . . . . . Take random pictures! That should hold you until he's here.