Bizarre comedy disguised as something else. Humans are being transported to Equestria through no fault of their own. The only polite thing to do is to help them settle in, and that includes trading in their old money for Equestrian bits.
A zebra speaks with couplets rhyming/Perfect rhythm, perfect timing/Gazelles, however, communicate/Through haikus that are top rate. Two friends meet again/They do not like each other/A silly story
Caramel, the shy little pony he is, decides to go on a date. What ensues is almost-sex, awkward conversations, and the sexual use of the word "buck"! Seeing as Caramel never uses the word in sexual terms, nothing could possibly go wrong...
Rainbow Dash never thought about settling down with anypony, much less this gaudy stallion! And yet she's strangely attracted to the eccentric pony with a strange name.