Humans Are Bastards
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Just plain stupid idiots

For those people who do bastard things not because they are evil, but because they are no smarter than braindead monkeys like the majority of humans are.

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TPantyhose Warrior
Equestria Girls
Dark
Comedy
Drama
Wallflower Blush finds herself in a tight spot.
Fetish
Human
Sunset Shimmer
Wallflower Blush
Bad Dragon · 6k words · 13 28 · 465 views
TBad Dragon's Short Stories
MLP: FiM
Anthology
Got a minute? It will take you even less to read one of these unrelated short stories designed for instant reader’s gratification.
Spike
Bad Dragon · 10k words · 34 39 · 1k views
TDoes It Make a Sound?
MLP: FiM
Comedy
Horror
The humans that keep being displaced into Equestria don't know the rules of the Everfree very well. The local timberwolves are all too happy to educate them.
Violence
Death
Profanity
Human
Timberwolves
EileenSaysHi · 1.3k words · 74 13 · 864 views
TFrom Dat Place to Dis Place
MLP: FiM
Adventure
Comedy
Random
He's misanthropic, anti-social, lazy, shallow, and kind of a jerk. He's also not very bright. So why on Earth would a complete stranger expend the magical energy necessary to shove him into another reality and grant his every last wish?
Human
OC
Elric of Melnipony · 7.2k words · 167 38 · 2.7k views
TNot The Hero
MLP: FiM
Dark
Adventure
Drama
In all his existence, Discord has never faced an enemy as dangerous as this.
Gore
Sex
Non-con
Violence
Human
Alt. Universe
Spike
Gilda
OC
Discord
Main 6
alarajrogers · 297k words · 1,397 67 · 19k views
TTop Gear: The Worst Diplomats in the World
MLP: FiM
Adventure
Comedy
When a portal to Equestria opens up, The Producers decide that a new Top Gear Special is in order...
Crossover
Human
Celestia
Luna
Other
Main 6
Blue Tunes · 15k words · 635 24 · 8.2k views
TTales of the Slaves to Armok: God of Blood and (not at all) Friendship
MLP: FiM
Adventure
Random
Armok, God of Creation, Debauchery, and Depravity, was bored of his two-dimensional world of chaos, destruction, murder, debauchery, undead, incest, drunkenness, ghost hauntings, demons, false deities, and heroes who died in a second...
Gore
Crossover
Human
Spike
Celestia
Luna
OC
Main 6
Timemaster · 12k words · 43 10 · 1.3k views
EChoose Your Own Adventure: Brony Hero of Equestria
MLP: FiM
Adventure
Comedy
Random

Celestia
Luna
Doctor Whooves
Other
Main 6
Blueshift · 19k words · 2,114 153 · 97k views

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