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Carts' Comedies

Comedies, the type of stories that Carts writes the most. Most of these are one-shots, but a few are longer.

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EDiamond Tiara's Butler Saves the World
MLP: FiM
Adventure
Comedy
The Maneiac attacks Maretropolis and captures the Power Ponies. Diamond Tiara would love to don her iron exoskeleton suit and save the world, but she’s tired. So she has her butler Randolph do it for her.
Diamond Tiara
Other
Mane-iac
Power Ponies
CartsBeforeHorses · 2.2k words · 71 4 · 1.2k views
TGetting In the Box
MLP: FiM
Comedy
Slice of Life
How will the mane six get into that elusive box? Will it take talent, effort, or just dumb luck? And does the box contain great things, or just a bunch of junk?
Discord
Main 6
CartsBeforeHorses · 2.5k words · 44 5 · 1.2k views
EHow Rainbow Dash Got Her Sunglasses
MLP: FiM
Adventure
Comedy
Random
Ever wonder how Rainbow Dash got her sunglasses? Well she sure didn't buy them at the store. That would be too easy.
Gilda
Cheerilee
Minuette
Diamond Dogs
Babs Seed
CartsBeforeHorses · 3.4k words · 37 6 · 1.1k views
EMy British Pony: Stereotypes Are Magic
MLP: FiM
Comedy
What would My Little Pony be like if it were British? Let's all don our top hats and monocles, sip some tea, and watch a jolly good show, guvnah!
Alt. Universe
Spike
Trixie
Doctor Whooves
Nightmare Moon
Main 6
CartsBeforeHorses · 12k words · 587 35 · 7.4k views
ERainbow Dash Joins Amway
MLP: FiM
Comedy
Slice of Life
Promised riches beyond her wildest dreams, Rainbow Dash joins the multi-level marketing business Amway. Of course, it's not all it's cracked up to be. It's actually a pyramid scheme, and now Dash is in danger of losing her money.
Rainbow Dash
Scootaloo
Sweetie Belle
Mare Do Well
Cloudkicker
CartsBeforeHorses · 2.5k words · 23 3 · 912 views
TSpaceship
MLP: FiM
Comedy
A local brony's wildest dreams come true when a spaceship full of ponies lands by the mall.
Human
Celestia
Doctor Whooves
Main 6
Sunset Shimmer
CartsBeforeHorses · 4.1k words · 23 15 · 1.6k views
TShining Armor Beats Up Flash Sentry
MLP: FiM
Dark
Comedy
Flash Sentry has been hitting on Twilight Sparkle. As her older brother, Shining Armor can't stand it; he hates Flash Sentry. So, he kicks Flash Sentry's flank to stop him from dating Twilight.
Twilight
Shining Armor
Flash Sentry
CartsBeforeHorses · 1.7k words · 298 59 · 8.2k views
EOwlowiscious Annoys A Telemarketer
MLP: FiM
Comedy
Random
Slice of Life
Caramel has a job as a telemarketer. When he calls Twilight Sparkle's house, she lets her pet owl pick up the phone. The only problem is that Owlowiscious does nothing but hoot.
Owlowiscious
Caramel
CartsBeforeHorses · 1000 words · 204 4 · 2.6k views
TOctavia Sells Out
MLP: FiM
Comedy
Slice of Life
Octavia is sick of playing under-appreciated classical music to crowds of only a few dozen, so she switches up her format to become a famous top-40 pop musician.
DJ P0N-3
Octavia
Other
Noteworthy
CartsBeforeHorses · 2.7k words · 77 5 · 1.5k views
TAqua Teen Pony Force
MLP: FiM
Comedy
Random
After one of Frylock's inventions goes awry, the Aqua Teen Hunger Force is turned into ponies and transported into Equestria. Things go just as you might expect.
Gore
Crossover
Pinkie
Celestia
Roseluck
Flower Ponies
Spa Ponies
CartsBeforeHorses · 2.2k words · 84 9 · 2.8k views
EFluttershy Is Made a Princess Instead of Twilight
MLP: FiM
Comedy
For her valiant efforts reforming Discord, stopping the snoring dragon, and taking care of all the animals in Ponyville by herself, Fluttershy is made a princess.
Alt. Universe
Fluttershy
Twilight
Spike
Celestia
Main 6
CartsBeforeHorses · 1.4k words · 174 33 · 5k views
EPinkie at Google
MLP: FiM
Comedy
Random
Pinkie Pie gets a job at Google as the new CPO, or Chief Party Officer. Now, she gets to sit on the Google Board of Directors and suggest new ideas for Google products.
Human
Pinkie
Other
CartsBeforeHorses · 1.1k words · 87 4 · 1.6k views
TLightning Dust Is Winning
MLP: FiM
Adventure
Comedy
Lightning Dust snorts a rail of lightning dust, kicks Thunderlane's flank, and shows everypony that she's bucking awesome.
Wonderbolts
Thunderlane
Flitter and Cloudchaser
Lightning Dust
Raindrops
CartsBeforeHorses · 1.4k words · 44 3 · 1.4k views
TLittle Strongheart Opens A Buffalo Casino
MLP: FiM
Comedy
Slice of Life
Gambling is illegal in Appleloosa, so an enterprising Little Strongheart decides to open a casino on the nearby Buffalo Reservation. Sheriff Silverstar, however, can't stand the thought of anypony having illegal fun.
Braeburn
Little Strongheart
Other
Cherry Jubilee
CartsBeforeHorses · 2.3k words · 45 1 · 3.3k views
ERush Limbaugh in Equestria
MLP: FiM
Comedy
Rush Limbuck is a cigar-chomping, conservative Equestrian talk show host. On his show, he talks about the political issues facing Equestria. Also, he occasionally says some things that get him into trouble.
Crossover
Spike
Soarin
Chrysalis
Changelings
Nurse Redheart
CartsBeforeHorses · 1.1k words · 52 13 · 1.3k views
TAsh Ketchum In Equestria
MLP: FiM
Comedy
Ash gets transported to Equestria and believes the ponies are Pokemon. Naturally, he tries to catch 'em all.
Crossover
Human
Other
Main 6
CartsBeforeHorses · 3k words · 42 15 · 4.1k views
EPinkie Turns Invisible
MLP: FiM
Comedy
Random
Slice of Life
Pinkie Pie becomes invisible, and hilarious antics ensue.
Pinkie
Spike
Main 6
CMCs
CartsBeforeHorses · 2k words · 49 4 · 1.8k views
ECelestia and the Chocolate Factory
MLP: FiM
Comedy
Princess Celestia is holding a contest, and the winners get to take a tour of her mysterious chocolate factory. Parody of the 1971 film Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory.
Crossover
Apple Bloom
Celestia
Granny Smith
Diamond Tiara
Silver Spoon
CartsBeforeHorses · 6.2k words · 64 5 · 3.1k views
EMary Poppins Pony Parody
MLP: FiM
Comedy
Pound and Pumpkin Cake get a magical, singing nanny.
Crossover
Pinkie
Mr. Cake
Mrs. Cake
Cadance
Cake Twins
CartsBeforeHorses · 5.3k words · 46 1 · 3.1k views
TNothing Could Keep Them Apart
MLP: FiM
Romance
Comedy
Spike and Rarity fall in love, and nothing could keep them apart. Except, of course, for a ban on different-species marriage. Now they must fight to legalize their love. Contains comedy.
Rarity
Spike
Mayor Mare
Cranky Doodle Donkey
Matilda
CartsBeforeHorses · 3.7k words · 58 19 · 2.9k views
TTrixie On Trial
MLP: FiM
Comedy
Slice of Life
Trixie is on trial for crimes she committed during "Magic Duel." The pony media turns it into the trial of the century. At first, Trixie loves all the attention. But then she realizes she may be convicted in the court of public opinion.
Trixie
Photo Finish
Flim and Flam
Iron Will
Main 6
CartsBeforeHorses · 4.1k words · 75 5 · 10k views
TThe Golden Horseshoe
MLP: FiM
Comedy
Random
Slice of Life
The mane six find a golden horseshoe which causes ponies who wear it to act like stereotyped, caricature versions of themselves. Hilarity ensues as the mane six and many other ponies find out what everypony else really thinks of them.
Spike
Celestia
Derpy
Main 6
CMCs
CartsBeforeHorses · 5.5k words · 71 13 · 2.3k views
EMy Little Frasier
MLP: FiM
Comedy
Slice of Life
Doctor Frasier Mane is a radio psychiatrist living in Canterlot with his ex-cop father Martin and live-in maid, Daphne. He and his brother Niles attempt to maintain a good reputation with the Canterlot upper-class, and hilarity ensues.
Crossover
Hoity Toity
Prince Blueblood
Fancypants
Fleur de Lis
Other
CartsBeforeHorses · 4k words · 30 2 · 1.5k views
TWestboro in Equestria
MLP: FiM
Comedy
After a magic tornado, three Westboro Baptist Church members aren't in Kansas anymore. With Twilight to guide them, they must get to Canterlot to find a way back, and hopefully learn some valuable lessons about friendship along the way.
Human
Crossover
Twilight
Rainbow Dash
Lyra
Bon-Bon
Other
CartsBeforeHorses · 8.6k words · 176 24 · 4.5k views

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